Stressed Sports Fan

the boy your parents probably suggested. gooner , heatle , phins , mets. charli xcx and jaime jacquez stan account. my tweets are overly dramatic

[Stressed Sports Fan @TylerEdinger]

wake up babe , new pinned tweet dropped ✨✨

[Stressed Sports Fan @TylerEdinger]

Officially just deeped the World Cup is here, let’s ride

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[Stressed Sports Fan @TylerEdinger]

underscores is opening for Charli, I fear it is now mandatory for me to go

[Stressed Sports Fan @TylerEdinger]

Do people really not like this guy, he’s a man for the people

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

The @nyknicks are home and our city is ready to show out.

We’re hosting a free watch party for 5,000 New Yorkers tonight in Bryant Park.

You can register at the link below starting at noon today: https://t.co/Te8eGk5TwW

[The Bottom Corner @thebottomcorna]

Robin Van Persie said Arsenal can never win the league with Arteta in charge.

Arteta won it and Robin Van Persie got sacked by Feyernood. Absolutely perfect.

[Stressed Sports Fan @TylerEdinger]

World Cup week🤩

[Stressed Sports Fan @TylerEdinger]

If they drew I would’ve been so back in. Honestly Germany are soft and the ref fell for it.

[Stressed Sports Fan @TylerEdinger]

Alright maybe he isn’t built for the ars

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🚨🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝����𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞��𝗡𝗚: STRAIGHT RED CARD FOR RAFAEL LEAO FOR PUNCHING SOMEONE IN THE FACE!

[Stressed Sports Fan @TylerEdinger]

House music and a rooftop bar might be a better combo than pbj

[Stressed Sports Fan @TylerEdinger]

He doesn’t fucking miss

[Wayne Girard @WayneinRome]

Mayor of New York City is quoting Mario Balotelli

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

🚨David Raya is officially the Spain number one for the 2026 World Cup.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Leeds reveal their new away kit for next season, featuring the club's classic white rose crest and the iconic adidas Originals Trefoil logo 🤩🟡

[Stressed Sports Fan @TylerEdinger]

Josh Nichols💔

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Ahead of the official Premier League announcement of all men’s players who will be out of contract at their current clubs on 30 June 2026, we are taking this opportunity to say thank you to those who will be leaving us when their contracts are completed at the end of the month 👇

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal have now agreed full personal terms with Jeremy Monga. Still work to be done on the mechanism of his exit as the English Champions want to close the deal.

As I understand it, Berta met with the English teen sensation’s entourage and laid out a pathway similar to that of Max Dowman at the club. A loan move for Monga cannot also be ruled out once the teenager is settled.

Monga has given full preference to Arsenal over multiple clubs including City & Leverkusen. Story W/ @scoutingindoors

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

No idea who made this game, but it's extremely fun and addicting.

Thank me later.

https://t.co/eBuLwK7hU0

[Stressed Sports Fan @TylerEdinger]

JSGSC representation!!!

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

What does Zohran Mamdani think of Tottenham?

[Stressed Sports Fan @TylerEdinger]

Just fucking do it, the star level will be beyond comprehension

[Eduardo Hagn @EduardoHagn]

🚨 @garyjacob:

Rafael Leão has been offered to Arsenal. 🇵🇹

[Stressed Sports Fan @TylerEdinger]

New Charli album, how blessed are we

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Look how sad everyone is. Dark times.