Tyler Girolamo

[Bob Vagene @PoopDollaHank]

Everyone between ages of 28-34 knew someone in their life that added subwoofers to their car and used “A Milli” as an example for how much they bump

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Being told “I love you” is great, but have you ever been called “big dog” by the guy at the liquor store?

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

"add me on snapchat" i am thirty fucking two.. i will add you to my fucking rolodex, sport

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork

[Tyler Girolamo @TylerGirolamo]

So how many weeks until college football?

[Steve Sailer @Steve_Sailer]

11 minutes of Secret Time is left.

And then in 11 minutes, we'll find out how much Double Secret Time is left.

[Tyler Girolamo @TylerGirolamo]

@3YearLetterman The international community discovering @3YearLetterman and completely falling into his trolls unwittingly has truly been the best part of this World Cup

[Caleb®️ @awsomehog1]

Ok hear me out yall we’ve got just under a week to make this work in Seattle #worldcup #usmnt

[staysaasy @staysaasy]

I just want other countries to know that if you knock the USA out of this tournament on our home field during this anniversary year, we will overthrow your government with direct energy weapons.

Good luck have fun everyone!

[Burns @therealburns3]

Oh they fucked up for sure putting us on Monday Night Futbol

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Tyler Girolamo @TylerGirolamo]

Seattle we need you to be absolutely UNBEARABLE on Monday. Your country needs you!

[🇺🇸🦆 @cookinquack]

IN AMERICA WE CALL THAT SHIT “BALL DONT LIE” FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY REFS @FIFAcom

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me and the boys pulling up to FIFA HQ to file the Balogun appeal

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

We need air strikes against this officiating team.

[The Facts Dude 🤙🏽 @Thefactsdude]

LISTEN: Jacob Rockwell was fined for running a red light in Pensacola, Florida.

Only thing is Jacob wasn’t in Florida, he was in Alabama.

He sounded off at a local city meeting recently and his concerns go beyond just one citation.

[Travis Yost @travisyost]

United States really should’ve put all of the knockout round games in SEC towns.

“Oh you wanna beat America in the round of sixteen? Great. You’ll do it in Tuscaloosa.”

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

2-0 TO THE DRIPLOMATS

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

2-0 USA

IT’S CALLED SOCCER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

If you wanted to stay in the same area, then the Palm Beach/Hobe Sound area would take the cake: Seminole, Jupiter Hills, McArthur, Trump Int’l and National, Bears Club, Apogee, the Park, Medalist, Panther National, Atlantic Fields, Dye Preserve, Sandlglass, Emerald Dunes, and many more.

You could play 36 a day and not run out of good courses.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

JUST NOW: General Dan Caine jokes about the amount of food and resources that have kept Operation Epic Fury up and running:

"Along the way, we consumed more than 6 million meals, and by my estimate, more than 950,000 gallons of coffee, 2 million energy drinks, and a lot of nicotine. But I am not saying that we have a problem."