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@MoonPie Moon pies and Sun Chips are the perfect eclipse meal. Goes well with Champagne 🍾

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Looks more like Mortisia than Gomes. Great looking flower either way though.

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New Year's resolution: start weighing yourself in kgs instead of lbs for an instantly lower number. Non-Americans, look into British stones

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@eeb31 Run Forest, run!

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Enjoyed eating @SunChips and moon drop grapes during the #Eclipse2023 at Monument Valley #EclipseSolar

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@eeb31 Of all the things to be asked in Germany, the only wrestler I ever met. And his father went to school with my older brothers.

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@eeb31 Not on my side of the family tree

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@PharmDino Feel free to celebrate the next day. Some people you remember fondly and some people you fondly remember that they left.

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@eeb31 He was a good and faithful companion who followed you on many adventures. He will be missed.

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@eeb31 The one on the right

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@afiremanslove Chinese food takeout boxes with the same dog and "take me with you"

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@eeb31 Worst place for a leak on your wetsiut

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You ever notice how salty the National Weather Service gets on GHD about how they are more accurate than a Groundhog getting pulled out of a tree stump at 7:30 am? I love that part.

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@b_ink @eeb31 I just fixed my garage door last weekend, too. Of course, I was also the one who broke it

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@anjiekonte Airlines

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I see NASA was finally able to launch the rocket to the moon. Good idea to decide to launch at night when the moon is out. Congrats #NASAArtemis

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@PhlawlessPharm Beats the alternative.

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Corn on the cob: a vegetable that comes with its own floss.

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Spectacular sunset tonight

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@eeb31 35 years in IT: turn it off, count to 10, turn it on. That's 90% of the job.