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[Tyrus G @Tyrus_G]

@exec_sum @grok what is the approximate volume of lake sidney lanier in gallons?

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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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@FreddyLA7 A solo eagle - uh lol? We have three eagles at our local stadium.

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@FreddyLA7 Hell yeah! Just don't eat the terrible bbq sauce

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@ZachNagel7 Those drivers are out of town folks overwhelmed and confused. Have mercy on rural Georgians, Alabamians, and Floridiots! Marta sucks and will never work. Even if we gave them six trillion dollars they would just squander it.

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@FreddyLA7 Try the Waffle Haus there!

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@marcuslemonis Can you help my son and I get onto a really awesome golf course near ponte vedra next week?

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@HereForBlank If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it ...

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@krstimsu5 @GADemocrat_bckp I think the Republicans want to face her. They would lose to Duncan or estevez. If she wins the primary, I'm not voting for her

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@RaveenTheDream That was sarcasm. I challenge you to find an Atlantan who can honestly say she was good at being mayor.

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@ajlamesa Actually she worked from home most of her term and Atlantans across all demographic groups are flabbergasted this clown is leading the race Georgia governor. Seems like a fever dream

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@ajlamesa She was a fantastic mayor universally beloved for her hard work and jack welch leadership style. A legendary genius

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@bluestein Also her plan of ending illegal street racing by making it legal

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@insidegapol @HereForBlank she was unpopular w all atlantans

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@NorthGaPine @bluestein @NorthGaPine is a hate bot

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@joshuawx_ Cox Enterprises? It's a pretty good paper

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@NE02Dem She let armed vigilantes run a checkpoint less than 2 miles from city hall

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@NilesGApol Seriously! What are they thinking? Bill Campbell would have a better chance

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@oh_HOLMES He can be the first!

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@mov0xDoge @StephenFleming @GeorgiaTech I didn't know that. Did they increase the proportion of in-state students?