Tyson Otic Hager

So this is Twitter, huh? Hehehe, wow, pretty nice place. Anyway, hi, my I'm Tyson. I'm a pit bull mix, and my buddy, Andy, is helping me get to know the Net.

[Jason David Frank @jdfffn]

Its contest time 200th retweet wins free signed behind the scenes 4x6 photo. Yeaaaaa
JDF

[Tyson Otic Hager @TysonThePit]

@daneboe Is that this Cuddles @DBlue02 keeps telling me about? She kinda looks like my sister, Luna!

[Tyson Otic Hager @TysonThePit]

#FF @LindseyHager8 @davidjeremy8 @DBlue02 @yakkopinky @mmonogram @DanPovenmire @daneboe @bobjenz @ijustine @UncensoredRadio

[Tyson Otic Hager @TysonThePit]

@annoyingorange Man, and I thought you were ALREADY a super pain! HAHAHAHA!!!!

[Tyson Otic Hager @TysonThePit]

@DonAccountant R'awww, thanks, buddy! I hope you get a recurring role in future episodes.

[Tyson Otic Hager @TysonThePit]

@DonAccountant If I say “Don,” will you give me some sugar?

[Tyson Otic Hager @TysonThePit]

“@JGQuintel: Hmm Hmm Hmm New Regular Show Hmm Hmm Hmm!” R'OOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[Tyson Otic Hager @TysonThePit]

@SIRTOPHAMNWR As Duck would ask, “beg pardon, sir, but whatever do you mean?”.

[Tyson Otic Hager @TysonThePit]

@mmonogram Plus, I don't know if she's good at keeping secrets just yet.

[Tyson Otic Hager @TysonThePit]

@mmonogram Oh, thanks. Uhhh... but once we're signed up, I'll have to keep her in order; she's not housebroken yet, and she bites.

[Tyson Otic Hager @TysonThePit]

@mmonogram I ask you, because my new little sister, Penny, a cockapoo, has been bugging me about signing the both of us up.

[Tyson Otic Hager @TysonThePit]

Pardon me, @mmonogram, sir, but does this OWCA I keep hearing about have an academy for seniors and juniors? (continued in next tweet.)

[Tyson Otic Hager @TysonThePit]

@DBlue02 @uncensoredradio I wouldn't know, dogs don't use cellphones. No opposable thumbs.

[Tyson Otic Hager @TysonThePit]

@SIRTOPHAMNWR With all due respect, sir, I don't keep up with current events. After all, I /am/ a dog.

[JG Quintel @JGQuintel]

OOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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[Tyson Otic Hager @TysonThePit]

@JGQuintel R'OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Tyson Otic Hager @TysonThePit]

@TadStones @thrillingadv @pftompkins Sorry to hear that, sir.

[Tyson Otic Hager @TysonThePit]

@LindseyHager8 @davidjeremy8 I still can't believe you made me do that.

[Tyson Otic Hager @TysonThePit]

@PissedMordecai Amen.

[Tyson Otic Hager @TysonThePit]

@LindseyHager8 Wish I could have gone.