Xavier

hustle soft

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

The Pressure Is Off: Man Preemptively Announces He’s Not Proud of His Quiplash Answer

https://t.co/cnwwz5CWvN

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

Got to watch Killers of the Flower Moon at Cannes and I'm sad to say it's a terrible movie. First of all it's a lot longer than 90 min. Secondly there's zero witty banter, not at any point does anyone say "so THAT happened" or "he's behind me isn't he?"

[Jonathan Fine @jonathanbfine]

Best advice I got in grad school was not to be angry when someone got something they didn’t deserve but instead to be hopeful that I would get something better that I also didn’t deserve

[Xavier @UMGNOWAI]

@zachsilberberg These are so fucking unfunny stop posting this shit every day I am tired of seeing it on my feed

[Xavier @UMGNOWAI]

Genuinely forgot Chester Arthur was president

[Xavier @UMGNOWAI]

The hotel I'm at is at SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS a night and they still have the AUDACITY to charge extra for WiFi

[Xavier @UMGNOWAI]

Lib moment

[emily scherer @_schem]

made a phone call today to reschedule an appointment

[Xavier @UMGNOWAI]

@vajrpolanalyst @mahoneyw Not in Buffalo but used to live in a different upstate city that has elections this cycle, turnout was usually around 10%, even with mayor on the ballot. People just don't turn out for local elections sadly

[Kaleigh Rogers @KaleighRogers]

if your cat meows and you don't respond to it as if it said something ("oh yeah?" "is that right?") we can't be friends

[Xavier @UMGNOWAI]

My favorite daily routine is spending 30 minutes deciding what I'm going to make that isn't spaghetti because I can't just have spaghetti every night before finally settling on spaghetti

[Xavier @UMGNOWAI]

@CeirraFalaro @Thinkwert Oh my God I love raccoons so much I mean they have hands for heaven sakes, hands!

[Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot]

Holy crap. If New York had just 89 more people, it would have kept its congressional seat and Minnesota would have lost.

[Xavier @UMGNOWAI]

Someone please convince me not to buy the big fluffy bear or one of the small fat ones

[Xavier @UMGNOWAI]

I just can't get over this, literally begging Pence over twitter to come through so he can win, truly the mother of all copes

[Xavier @UMGNOWAI]

"''"If""" he "comes through", lmao holy fucking cope

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

If Vice President @Mike_Pence comes through for us, we will win the Presidency. Many States want to decertify the mistake they made in certifying incorrect & even fraudulent numbers in a process NOT approved by their State Legislatures (which it must be). Mike can send it back!

[Xavier @UMGNOWAI]

I had this great idea to text people happy new year in their own time zones and then I realized I know literally only two people that do not live on the east coast

[Xavier @UMGNOWAI]

Million dollar idea: A radio station that plays both Christmas music *and* regular music