Chris Stewart

Just your typical maladjusted Gen X-er who doesn’t have a clue what’s going on.

One cat short of crazy.

[Chris Stewart @USMguy77]

We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist.

-- James Baldwin

[Chris Stewart @USMguy77]

@PeteHegseth @DeptofWar Why are you so obsessed with penises?🤔

[Chris Stewart @USMguy77]

@tatereeves "Our troops" aren't putting themselves in danger. Trump is doing this to get the headlines away from whatever horrific shit about him is in the Epstein files and to manufacture a reason to attempt to nationalize the midterms because he knows Rs are gonna get destroyed otherwise.

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@ScottJenningsKY And if you believe that, you're as stupid as you act on @CNN

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@DHSgov @HiltonHotels 3rd Amendment protects private entities from the forced housing of soldiers/the government. Or have you forgotten that there's any amendment other than (your incorrect interpretation of) the 2nd Amendment?

Also, @HiltonHotels just earned a new customer.

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@AGPamBondi *raises hand* Pam, I have a question. Who was president in October 2024?

[Chris Stewart @USMguy77]

@StephenM The governor of Oregon is the commander of the Oregon National Guard, not Trump you twat.

Or, in your (likely) preferred language:

Der Gouverneur von Oregon ist der Kommandeur der Oregon National Guard, nicht Herr Trump, du Trottel.

[Chris Stewart @USMguy77]

@tatereeves Minnesota Representative Melissa Hortman's family would like a word with you about that BS third paragraph.

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@himikeock @cnnbrk Nope. He may be a dangerous shitbag, but this is not the way.

[Chris Stewart @USMguy77]

@JDVance @krassenstein I can't wait until you and the rest of this criminal enterprise that is ostensibly called a "presidential administration" get dragged in front of the Hague.

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@lisamurkowski Don’t act like you didn’t vote for this exact thing, Lisa

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@JDVance Yes, it sounds EXACTLY like something your shitbag boss would do.

[Chris Stewart @USMguy77]

@Angry_Staffer And FUCK @LisaMurkowski

[Chris Stewart @USMguy77]

@WhiteHouse This shit is embarrassing.

[Chris Stewart @USMguy77]

@WhiteHouse Always with that ridiculous hat. He couldn't look any less presidential if he was wearing a dirty wifebeater, cutoff jorts, and flip flops.

[Chris Stewart @USMguy77]

@juliaioffe So much winning!!

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@LindseyGrahamSC War is not a game, dipshit.

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@clarionledger Hey, look at that! Y'all finally acknowledged on Twitter that @SouthernMissBSB made it in and hosted! And it only took y'all almost two weeks to do it.....

[Chris Stewart @USMguy77]

@Angry_Staffer inb4 he takes credit for the stock market taking off while at the same time attacking the judges

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Me waiting for @ClarionLedger to mention that @SouthernMissBSB made it into the NCAA baseball tournament while they've posted *12* stories just today about @HailStateBB and @OleMissBSB making it in, where they'll play, why they will or won't win their regional, etc etc etc....

[Chris Stewart @USMguy77]

Lower third on @msnbc during interview with @Comey about his "8647" Instagram post: "Post was a political message, not a threat". Yeah, anyone with two brain cells to rub together knew that. Which explains why Trump and MAGA went apeshit over it.