UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

Parody account. @UTAustin unfiltered & satirized. #WhatStartsHere Infects The World. #CookEm

[UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @UTAustinATX]

The university has seen the community express desires to rename campus fixtures in light of WAP. Today, we are taking measures to address this need.

WCP will now be WAP.
Littlefield Fountain will now be WAP Fountain.
Littlefield Mansion will now be WAP Mansion.

[UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @UTAustinATX]

Did you think "The Eyes of Texas" was racist?

Our panel of UT establishment figures has concluded that it will stay! This has nothing to do with our salaries being tied to racist donors. Read the full report to laugh at how hard we tried to protect racism. #HookEm

[UT Austin @UTAustin]

A committee of faculty scholars, students and alumni has completed its work documenting the nearly 120-year history of “The Eyes of Texas” as part of the university’s commitment to fully own, acknowledge and teach about its school song

Read the report: https://t.co/XJ32yf3HbJ

[UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @UTAustinATX]

this university is vile.

[Jay Hartzell @JCHartzell]

My statement regarding recent discussion of #TheEyesOfTexas: https://t.co/RvGNB50OkS

[✨ @abolishcxps]

yeah bc when angela davis said “it is in collectivities that we find reservoirs of hope and optimism” the collectives she was talking about was FRATS 😭😭 i hate y’all

[egg @egghuev0]

We need volunteers near UT Austin who can help boil water or donate extra water! Hundreds of UT students currently have difficulty accessing safe drinking water. Please consider filling out or sharing the form below if you can!

https://t.co/zqpeyeufn8

[UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @UTAustinATX]

logging onto UT twitter to see this Greek Lives Matter™ position some of y'all are arguing for https://t.co/CU1hXvrWnP

[young man @andres000011000]

the projected image in question:

[UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @UTAustinATX]

the dissonance between posting pictures of people trying to buy food at target and people partying in front of the tower!

[UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @UTAustinATX]

we're not asking u what happens to people who don't mask (spoiler: nothing). we're asking u to not platform maskless partiers while people freeze and die. it's not a "winter weather week"

please keep this out of your orange cow newspaper ❤️

love,
students w/o water and power

[UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @UTAustinATX]

UT Greek life & business kids: partying during a pandemic
UT Admin: 🙈 they’re being safe
—vs—
UT students during a blizzard: no power, water, food, apartments flooding
UT Admin: students have a few “snow days”? let’s take away spring break!!! 😝

[UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @UTAustinATX]

poll: what’s the most dangerous thing you’ve done recently? And why is it going to restaurants in groups or barhopping?

[UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @UTAustinATX]

I’ve never seen 7 rich people socially distanced before, always all of them gotta have no masks on ❌

[Jay Hartzell @JCHartzell]

First day at ⁦@UTAustin⁩ for ⁦@CoachSark⁩. Starting his Longhorn career right with our biggest fan and strongest supporter, ⁦@GregAbbott_TX⁩. Hook ‘em! ⁦w/ @_delconte⁩

[UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @UTAustinATX]

this country is a joke <3

[Steven Nelson @stevennelson10]

The Senate

[UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @UTAustinATX]

.@GregAbbott_TX you’re stupid as hell aren’t you lmfao

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Who said Austin is locked down?

Christmas is being celebrated in Austin and in Texas.

Everyone already knows the safe things to do.

[UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @UTAustinATX]

Imagine you’re struggling to pay rent and your school president tweets “Fa la la la” #HookEm

[Jay Hartzell @JCHartzell]

No matter what you’re celebrating this holiday season, I hope y’all have a very merry, happy, and safe holiday🤘

[UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @UTAustinATX]

The official statement from @pkptexas regarding the Title IX case. #HookEm #Greek

[UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @UTAustinATX]

We’ve never seen anyone get this aroused by the smell of money & worker abuse, but @GregAbbott_TX and @JCHartzell are a special bunch 🤑 #HookEm

[Jay Hartzell @JCHartzell]

Welcome to Texas, @elonmusk! Looks like you’re already fitting in. @UTAustin looks forward to working with you. Hook ‘em!

[UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @UTAustinATX]

They probably weren’t making as much as @JCHartzell though 🤑 someone remind us why it’s legal to earn money by gaslighting students

[Andrew Zhang @andrewczhang]

NEW: 8 current + past @UTAustin students were arrested for drug trafficking, @KXAN_News reports.

“We saw mathematics majors, chemistry majors, a psychology major, business majors, and they decided to turn their talents into this illicit operation,” the DEA says.

@thedailytexan

[UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @UTAustinATX]

If you don’t like it here, just leave 😪The university supports these professors speaking out, because it lets us pick them out and bully them. Only the best and loyal can stay, no complainers! #HookEm

[Anna Canizales @annaleonorc]

New: A @UTAustin professor is suing the University, saying he was retaliated against for sharing a report highlighting race-related pay disparities in the history department. More to come @thedailytexan

[America’s Problem @HarriHorsley]

The president of UT literally delivered cookies to the essential workers and the graduate students knowing that we’re the lowest paid while making $1.25 million. Y’all have had people die because of their work.

If this isn’t a “LET THEM EAT CAKE” moment...

[UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @UTAustinATX]

This is rarely the outlying opinion from many professors who earn salaries upwards of $200k in lucrative departments like accounting, engineering, finance, comp sci, and medicine. Professors immersed in privilege can simply no longer grasp the fact that students are suffering.

[UT Austin ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @UTAustinATX]

The argument from @UTexasMcCombs @erichirst against the P/F resolution: a mess that lacks empathy towards student suffering from the virus or any real-world understanding of the fact that employers rarely consider a few P/F marks on a transcript. Stop the ranking games. #HookEm