The Drunken Pedant

A person can be smart. People are dumb, panicky animals.

[Critical Cupcake 🌈 ♿ ⚛️ @CriticalCupcake]

Found in a thrift/charity shop...
I don't think they know. 😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

The most important thing about the way John Fetterman speaks post-stroke is that his millionaire tv doctor opponent thinks local government should be involved in your private medical decisions.

Vote accordingly.

[Bob Casey Jr. @Bob_Casey]

When @JohnFetterman was Mayor, Braddock went more than 5 yrs without a gun death. He worked closely w/ police, showed up at crime scenes, & fought to ensure communities had the funding they needed to fight crime. #PASenateDebate

[Deb🐝G Wagon #smokefleet #SWU! 🇺🇦 @DebeeMI]

@ThirdAngie @TheFungi669 @Y2kkatKathy 'Gifted' a pass out of compassion on her 4th try ...

[Maureen Schroeder 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @MaureenLS]

@tedcruz Ted, why would you use a photo of the Russian statue, "The Motherland Calls" for the cover of your book?

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

If I remember correctly theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking couldn't speak very clearly either.

[Ariel Elias @Ariel_Comedy]

After my set, Jimmy Kimmel asked if my career had gotten a bump from all this. I was like, yeah, actually, I just did Kimmel.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Lauren Boebert: “People forget that the lowest black unemployment rate was during slavery.”

[Katie Hobbs @katiehobbs]

👋 Hi, I'm Katie Hobbs.

I'm Arizona's Secretary of State and I'm running for governor against the most extreme GOP candidate in the country.
Every poll shows this race NECK and NECK.

Can you retweet this and help me reach 130,000 followers?

[Maximum atheist @Maximumatheist]

Join the cool kids!

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i will avenge u mr van gogh

[The Drunken Pedant @U_Megabyte]

This thread is fascinating.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

How is everybody just glossing over the possibility that C19 was man made AND its creation funded by the US government (aka Americans' tax dollars)?

IF this is the case then the whole situation is infinitely worse than what is generally perceived.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

How is everybody just glossing over the possibility that C19 was man made AND its creation funded by the US government (aka Americans' tax dollars)?

IF this is the case then the whole situation is infinitely worse than what is generally perceived.

[The Drunken Pedant @U_Megabyte]

On hold with DSHS to talk about food stamps...for the last 3 hours.

At what point do I hang up and try again?

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Two weeks to go til Election Day—let’s stay focused and keep doing everything we can to have another Blue Wave!

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

Danny Trejo stands with the Jewish community. Los Angeles is a place that people should come together. L'chaim!

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

Yo, @adidas Not great optics for a company with Nazi history to be backing an antisemite. Just FYI

[Ricky Chan @RickyChanRC]

Atheists, if Jesus doesn't exist, explain this! @PastorAlexLove

[Defense of Ukraine @DefenceU]

When we win this war, history will remember those who stood by our side in our darkest hour; as well as those who openly supported the aggressor. But most of all, it will remember those who stood idly by and pretended they didn’t see a genocide happening in the middle of Europe.