UbekiStan

Motto: I want to be the very best, the best there ever was.

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Does Perry drink before every debate? #perrywantstobehermaincain

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@THEHermanCain Want a job?

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@GotchaMedia @GStephanopoulos @JimGaffigan @rachel_ray @kathygriffin Herman Cain's friend, Herman Cain (He keeps referencing him).

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"It’s easy to publish them when, like Politico, you don’t follow basic rules of journalism by naming your sources" - Cain knows journalism!

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For $15,000 you can get professional lie-detecting software! Please use on Paterno and Sandusky next! http://t.co/SnkI9nhV

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"That's the person Herman Cain is" - @THEHermanCain. I'm pretty sure he was referring to this: http://t.co/PhswyqT7

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@MarkBlock This is what I see when I close my eyes. Please, no more cameos in future videos.. and no more Cain either. http://t.co/KlY5Cjs6

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The terrible memory disease has spread from @THEHermanCain to Rick Perry! http://t.co/ISjTje4g #thingsthatyoushouldknow

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@DemocratMachine At the rate @THEHermanCain is forgetting things, perhaps he'll forget that he wants to be president. #cainwreck

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@DCdebbie Nancy Pelosi is a racist. An honest business man (--> Herman Cain). Rick Perry. Lie + lie + lie = truth? #mathishard

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@DCdebbie This explains a lot. @THEHermanCain doesn't know how the brain works.. thus.. why try to teach it?

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Considering using change.org to get @THEHermanCain to change his stance on #blackwalnut. #MITForum

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RT @SteveMartinToGo "Just realized that Herman Cain is an anagram for Reachin' man."

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@amyewalter @sgrubbs Smoking, tractors, pizza, sexual harassment... it's clear @THEHermanCain just wants to identify with his audience.

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@TheFunnyRacist I see it - "be up in the drive through order for 2 I got a cravin for a number 9[99] mark my shoe..." http://t.co/wDD3Z3uU

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@SharonBialek Next time you see @THEHermanCain, bring a thesaurus. He appears to have trouble with words (see: agreement vs settlement)

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@fullofbalogna Thank you. While I'm happy to send @THEHermanCain a thesaurus to help him with the Sharon Bialek case, he's not welcome here.

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@sethpriebatsch @rg1st I'm not sure if @THEHermanCain uses @thelevelup but it sounds like he needs it.

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@markos @tomtomorrow "Settlement" vs "Agreement", "Oral sex" vs "Make my black snake moan" - who knows what was said...

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@LOLGOP Yes, though the real crime is his stance on walnuts. The US Dept of Health should school him on the dangers of eating moldy walnuts.