Uber Support Mark

Hi there! My name is Mark and I'm head of Uber Support.
Have any problems? Send me a DM!

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

Hey there! My name is Mark and I work for Uber. If you've found anything unsatisfactory let me know and I'll see what I can do to make things right for you. This account is usually active between 5 AM and 10 PM PST.

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

You tried to make an account that would get really popular but it didn't work out for you. You wanted all the "faxxxx 💯💯💯" but you're just saying shit everyone is already thinking. Try something other than "bro don't you guys hate when you're hungry" and it might go your way.

[Mothafucka be Spitting @BeMothafucka]

I like it uber surge pricing

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

ok

[MO❤️ @1Monet_]

lyft and uber got me fucked up

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

Did you forget that gas costs money, there's a global health pandemic putting Uber drivers at risk, AND that taxes go to the government? You're dumb as hell. Stop whining.

[Keron Brown @KeronMBrown]

Uber eats got me fucked up thinking I’m gonna leave a tip after being charged a delivery fee, service fee and taxes

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

You play VR chat and League of Legends. Stop talking.

[Levious after dark 🔞 undead lich @LeviousTheLich]

@AchuiArt Ye they are horrible and uber eats sucks as much,at least bank gonna do something

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

You really think I'm about to read all that shit? Shut up kid.

[𝐉𝐞𝐟𝐟 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 @bjaj1]

I really wonder if any of the senior leadership at @Uber, and especially @dkhos has ever secretly shopped their own @Uber_Support. Sadly I have never seen such a train wreck of support. Maybe the recent news of their CTO resignation is the foretelling of bigger issues.

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

when u know how to troll them hard

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

@AvocadoWilliam @JHunt006 this nigha JUNT think he bein profound ,,, race baitin ah mad ting

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

@TheRealEricHuse @Uber_Support get it urself u fucking alcoholic

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

there's a pandemic and people are hoarding food and essential household items. some people need to work to afford to live. shut the fuck up

[Tobin Frost @GreatBritton_]

My uber driver coughing 😒 cmon bro you should’ve stayed your sickly ass home

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

@deecakezz @UberEats that didn't happen

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

this sounds like shit

[Ant @HeavensAnthony]

“Whew, 'cause I'm a king just Martin Luther
I ain't a hater, fuck my bitch, nigga, I salute ya
I be flying jet and chopper like that shit was Uber
We finally made it out them trenches nigga, hallelujah, who”

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

Of course! Enjoy!

[Ta'Sauna Smith @TaSauna2]

Shout out to Uber Eats for delivering my coffee. 😁 https://t.co/drHDheFt1p

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

@HannahLorber @UberDevelopers @Uber_Support Send me some titty pictures and I'll see what I can do. No promises though.

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

you smoke weed bro ? that's crazy bro haha 420 kush sticky icky bro pass the boof bro

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

if your uber driver isn't a retard then probably not

[🅱️oz @Attemptedkoz]

Fucked up thought. Is my uber driver scared getting my Chinese food?

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

fuck are u gonna do about it lol

[TG @allourwords]

@Uber @UberEats @Uber_Support Why haven't you replied to my DMs? Ignoring me is only serving to make me more dedicated. I will HAPPILY burn your company's reputation to the ground. YOU STOLE FROM ME.

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

You're a dumbass.

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

@LadySoftXx shut the fuck up

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

Your hands are covered in shit and disease. I don't want your shitty diseased hands introducing ecosystems into my skin or my money.

[Tri sem 🏹 @buzz_tri]

@Uber_India @UberINSupport Uber has blocked my account stating i flout rules. Can't ride using cash as payment option. Upon asking for the reason they say we can't tell u as per their policy. What a shame uber. Time to uninstall @Uber . Here i come @Olacabs @ola_supports .

[Uber Support Mark @UberSupportMark]

Send me some titty pictures and I'll think about it.