Ashleigh

[Ashleigh @UghAshleigh]

Ugh

[o @BumpDrunk]

remember when lady gaga and the muppets sang venus together?

[Ashleigh @UghAshleigh]

Babe I don’t think this is good

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I keep getting cooler

Waking body temp:
2020: 98.7°F
2024: 93.4°F (34.1°C)

You have to swim in ice for over an hour to achieve a similar body temp reduction.

I’m cold plunging 24/7.

[mr locke sportello @BenShh1]

i think David Hyde Pierce could have played basically any Kevin Spacey role

[seosamh 🇵🇸 @dayglowj0e]

“i’m in queer media” (11 hrs daily screentime)

[Tthew @Papi_Cumpleanos]

Time for wicked

[Roy Drones Jr🪼 @chiweethedog]

Yeah, we’re heading for the worst recession ever

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Kamala 2028

[gayguy @prada_gym_bag]

ur in charge of the cigs for Friendsgiving

[Ashleigh @UghAshleigh]

Animals will have universal healthcare before we do

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Have you gotten a surprisingly expensive vet bill lately?

That’s because Wall Street and corporations like Mars (yes, the candy company) know you’ll do anything for your pet, so they buy up clinics and squeeze you for every last cent.

Bailey and I are fighting back.

[INACTIVE \\ CHECK PINNED \\ KENNY ARCHIVE @rockitronic]

Idk if this is a hot take or not but I feel like saying "grape" instead of "rape" has watered down down a lot of y'alls perception of how severe and horrendous rape is.

[Aleph @woke8yearold]

This is the best tweet anyone ever made about Trump

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Straight up cannot imagine caring this much. There are things I like that I don’t talk about this much let alone things I hate

[Ms. G 💖 @pragueyerrr]

who’s colonized now BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Superintendent, Modelland Public Schools @ProfFieri]

9/11 for retail workers

[dolly🐞 @ebonicdoll]

why can’t i kill myself for like three hours

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Good!!

[Cardi @ohcrapohno]

I'd be spilling beer and sauces of various kinds all over this