Eliaz Bobadilla

Software Engineer

[SaltyAom @saltyAom]

The prophecy is true

Jarred rewrite Bun in Rust in 6 days and rest on the 7th

Biblically accurate Jarred

[staysaasy @staysaasy]

It’s 2018 and your coworker just sent you a 400 line pull request.

You get a cup of coffee and sit down to review it.

It’s beautiful. Elegant micro-refactors. Crispy method names.

You catch a few things, but that’s ok. It’s part of the dance. They didn’t consider extensibility on part of their API. Here’s a comment buddy.

They respond in an hour saying they think we should do one piece differently than your comment. Hey let’s jump into a room and figure it out. We can’t just agree to disagree, this code is too important.

The PR merges and goes to prod. You feel a shared sense of ownership and accomplishment.

That night you go to sleep and dream of that code. You can still see the shapes of it on the backs of your eyelids, your IDE syntax highlighting sparking neurons in your reptile brain.

You go to work the next day ready to go. You understand the system. N is your foundation. Time to build n+1.

[Reo @reo_od]

I still think of this every now and then

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Vast technology differences simultaneously

[Eliaz Bobadilla @UltiRequiem]

@GeorgiosPag dead internet

[Eliaz Bobadilla @UltiRequiem]

Built https://t.co/RKPPqKOGUa with Next.js 16 on Cloudflare Workers. Sub-50ms response times globally. Zero cold starts.

Complete architecture guide is live with full source code 🧵

https://t.co/eCga9xOz35

[ℏεsam @Hesamation]

> you work 9-5 every day
> build your AI side project at night
> “I will escape the underclass”
> then realize you’ve just been working a second unpaid shift as LLM data generator, only this job sends you a $200/month invoice.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Gen Z: Good morning.

Manager: Why haven’t you responded to my email?

Gen Z: Your email? Uhm… yeah, I just saw it come through now.

Manager: I sent it 4 hours ago.

Gen Z: My workday starts at 8 AM.

Manager: 4 hours, and you haven’t even read it?

Gen Z: Well, seeing as it’s 8:02 AM, you actually sent this 2 business minutes ago.

Manager: You know, not monitoring your inbox around the clock says a lot about how much you value this job.

Gen Z: And working around the clock says a lot about how much you value your personal time.

Manager: (Silence.)

[almonk @almonk]

ok hear me out - TikTok but for accepting PR suggestions from background agents running over your codebases…

Doom scroll your codebase better?

[Zain Hoda @zain_hoda]

I got preview access to WebMCP in Chrome and what I saw will change everything. If you have a website, throw out your roadmap and pay attention.

[Zain Hoda @zain_hoda]

https://t.co/6RhigOk6IS

[Eliaz Bobadilla @UltiRequiem]

Real production metrics:

• 42ms TTFB (90th percentile)
• 0.8s First Contentful Paint
• 1.2s Largest Contentful Paint
• Perfect Core Web Vitals

Guide + source: https://t.co/eCga9xOz35

#NextJS #CloudflareWorkers #EdgeComputing

[Eliaz Bobadilla @UltiRequiem]

Solved some interesting edge computing challenges:
- File-based blog without fs.readFileSync()
- Build-time markdown processing
- TypeScript modules over JSON (reliable bundling)
- Keeping Worker bundles under limits

[Ahmad @TheAhmadOsman]

My house has 33 GPUs.

> 21x RTX 3090s
> 4x RTX 4090s
> 4x RTX 5090s
> 4x Tenstorrent Blackhole p150a

Before AGI arrives:

Acquire GPUs.

Go into debt if you must.

But whatever you do, secure the GPUs.

[Yegor @yegormethod]

never ask "what's your budget"

ask "what did you pay your last guy"

"3k"

"and how'd that work out for you"
they say it sucked

i say "cool so you know cheap doesn't work. i'm 8k. you in or you wanna waste another year with budget bullshit"

closed 6 deals w/ this lol

[Aaron Francis @aarondfrancis]

2021: it can’t even autocomplete a line
2022: it can’t even write a whole function
2023: it can’t even pass a coding interview
2024: it can’t even build an app
2025: it can’t even handle complex projects
2026: oh no

[Alan Couzens @Alan_Couzens]

"What if I only have 30 minutes a week to exercise?"

30 minutes a week?!

My advice...

Spend it planning your escape from whatever god-awful prison you're currently living in.