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@nziokamul1 @the_sambu Iko wapi?

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@SiffaSiffa267 @KenyaPower @KenyaPower_Care Hio number ya whatsapp ni gani

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@edduizzy @SKairetu @WillisRaburu @KenyaPower_Care Kplc wamekutumia code?

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@muthuinjugi @WillisRaburu @KenyaPower_Care @imbankke Kplc wamekutumia code?

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@_jambaqaSnr @bigdihhintownn Wapi?

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@Luciano420_M @Kamau266 Nimekumbuka hii kofi 😂😂😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Regardless of the perceptions people may hold about @MikeSonko, one thing remains clear, he is a figure whose leadership qualities I genuinely acknowledge & respect. Sonko stepped out and laid his family matters bare & I nearly stopped breathing. His daughter has apparently been suffering GBV for a while, and the most shocking part isn’t even the violence, it's the bravery of the man behind it.

Because raising your hand on Sonko’s daughter is not courage, it's a clear sign that your brain has filed for bankruptcy. Some men are not just tired of living in Kenya, they’re actively auditioning for the afterlife.

The plot twist came when Sonko revealed that he has been bankrolling the entire household like a philanthropic ATM. He pays Rent, School fees & even bought a Range Rover for the mumu man. This man was given a full sponsorship package with lifestyle included.

His only work was just to eat, sleep, kumumunya mkombero and maintain a stable electricity supply to Sonko’s daughter’s. That’s all,, the basic national grid duties.

But instead of appreciating the scholarship his life had become, the man went out drinking, started entertaining yellow-yellow damsel, then staggered home to start a boxing match with the same woman whose father is capable of shutting down the city for fun.

At this point it’s not poverty affecting him, it’s witchcraft mixed with arrogance. To be honest, Sonko’s generosity overflowed past normal human limits. There are things you can donate,, food, clothes & bursaries, but you don’t donate dignity to a grown man.

If you over pamper such a man, he won’t see himself as a husband. He’ll see himself as an unskilled employee on a renewable contract, and every beating becomes his way of negotiating a salary increment. As you can see, His bodyguard were ready to massage the idiot but sonko defended him.

Some people don’t know when they’ve entered paradise. Imagine being a Mlala hoii in Kanairo, life squeezing your neck like it owes you money, then you’re gifted a whole Range Rover, rent-free living, and a wife from a presidential-level household. All you need to do is behave. Just behave. But Omwami decided to graduate with honors in stupidity.

As for me, with the way Nairobi life has been disciplining me, if I ever got the chance that man wasted,, just to supply electricity to Sonko’s child and behave myself, I would avoid women the way Sudi avoids speaking English in public. I would be so loyal maaaan.

Anyhauu, people always tell me I resemble Sonko. Is it turuu? I think I need to meet the legend himself and ask him whether, somewhere back in 1994, he might have visited Sikhendu & circumnavigated through mama assembly’s wandawea. Because at this point, the resemblance is suspicious. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

What do you mean women have never been part of wars?

Syokîmaû.
Syotune wa Kathûke.
Syonguu wa Kathûkya
Mekatilili wa Medza.
Field Marshal Muthoni wa Kirima.
Wangũ wa Makeri.
Kandake Nubian Warrioresses.
Queen Amanirenas.
Queen Amina of Zazau.
Yaa Asantewaa of the Ashanti.
Queen Nzinga Mbande of Ndongo.
Queen Moremi Ajasoro of Ile-Ife.
Queen Aminatu.
Queen Makeda of Sheba.
Nefertiti of Kemet.
Queen Ranavalona of Madagascar.

The Alkebulan story is not complete without the input warrioresses.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Fungeni Laptops !

IEBC wamedelete our voter details from their database ndo tusipige kura.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

"Prayer Breakfast" to me is a ritual that is similar to devil worshipping. You can't mock God. I mean, do they pray to get energy to steal?

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

The latest propaganda being pushed around UDA and 2027 is very simple.

They want Kenyans to believe that the election is already gone, that Ruto will rig, that voting will not matter, that registration is useless and that the people should enter 2027 already defeated in their minds.

That is why you are seeing this “they will rig” line being sponsored and amplified everywhere, including by sections of the media that have become very friendly to this regime.

NTV itself has carried the framing of UDA leaders allegedly plotting to rig 2027, showing how loud this narrative has become in public conversation.

To be honest, the optics of serious, countrywide rigging are too heavy for this regime.

This is a government that cannot repair potholes, cannot manage fuel prices, cannot manage schools, cannot manage hospitals, cannot manage salaries, cannot even explain simple taxes without creating anger.

You really believe the same confused regime has the intelligence, discipline, secrecy and technical sophistication to manage a clean nationwide rigging operation without being caught?

Rigging a presidential election is not like bribing a few brokers in a hotel or manipulating a small party nomination. A national election has agents, polling stations, forms, constituency tallying centres, observers, media, screenshots, live streams, parallel tallies and millions of angry citizens watching every number. The moment Kenyans realize even one vote does not tally, this country will enter a crisis bigger than anything this regime can control.

That is why I believe this “he will rig anyway” chorus is not just a warning.

It is psychological warfare meant to kill voter registration, kill turnout and create apathy. It is also meant to make young people say, “Why vote if they will steal it?” That is exactly where they want you mentally.

The real answer is not to stay home but massive registration, massive turnout, agents in every polling station, parallel tallying, civic vigilance and zero fear.

Elections are not stolen from people who are awake, organized and watching every vote. Elections are stolen from people who were discouraged before the first ballot was even cast.

So don’t fall for the propaganda. The vote still matters, registration matters, turnout mattes and polling station vigilance matters.

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@fwaga254 @nziokamul1 😂😂😂

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

"You can't just post a video and expect people to understand"

Kenyans:

[Mt. Kenya East Commentary @itsjim_ke]

2 Facts of life;

All Somalians are desperate to become Kenyans.

No Kenyan is desperate to become Somali.

[Mt. Kenya East Commentary @itsjim_ke]

As Many as of this Opinion say Aaaai.

[Mt. Kenya East Commentary @itsjim_ke]

The Final Solution to Somali Terrorism

[OgadenSoldier ⛩ @OgadenSoldier]

In South Africa, a group of white people attacked two Black South African children, both under the age of 13, for wandering into a “whites only” community.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I cant believe Black South Africans have allowed Malema to be jailed by a White judge. A nation of idiots

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

At Raping women in Kenya.

[Nyamisa Chelang’at @Nyamisa_Chela]

I’ll just leave this here mtafakari

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@ceccato094 @Becky_bk46 😂😂leta😂