Sinister Philister

a ray of effin sunshine

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The seam in my shorts and the seam in my jeans have joined forces to create a very uncomfortable situation

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I’ve taught myself a new skill. Brioche knitting makes a super squishy and reversible fabric cuz each row is worked twice (it might be four cuz of the two colors) Pattern: Wrapped in Brioche Shawl from… https://t.co/Q32EmrfY8d

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A #unicorncake that is #toocool for your #party #parklandbaskinrobbins #icecreamcake @ Baskin-Robbins https://t.co/k1ZC8NjX2d

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My newest favoritest birthday card #halfwaytoninety @ Parkland, Washington https://t.co/qLdlc9sCGz

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I made this. #knit #knitting #knittersofinstagram #knithat #guywhoknits #guyswhoknit #maleknitter #maleknitters @ Parkland, Washington https://t.co/GDlY4eBnqD

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⛄️ #icecreamcake #parklandbaskinrobbins #snowmen @ Baskin-Robbins https://t.co/c0im9rEVry

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What I love about this kit is that the actual instructions are to pipe blood from the Sharks mouth #icecream #icecreamcake #parklandbaskinrobbins #sharkcake #birthdaycake @ Baskin-Robbins https://t.co/3GSdo32qlX

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#happyhalloween #icecreamcake #parklandbaskinrobbins @ Baskin-Robbins https://t.co/3vhxpUhize

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Happy birthday Mila! 🎉🎁🎊🎂🎈 @ Baskin-Robbins https://t.co/NdYRIcjBIs

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This turned out 👍🍰🎂 #icecreamcake #oreocake #oreocreamdelightcookiecake #parklandbaskinrobbins @ Baskin-Robbins https://t.co/7jCfLngawM

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#wip for #wipwednesday Its the #februaryhat from @KWoolens year of hats but I’m using #wooloftheandes from knit_picks I followed verypinkknits YouTube videos for my first rolled brim #knit… https://t.co/mal3j25CgS

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Happy 25th Irene! There’s two cuz I figured your wife will steal it if I just gave you one 🎂 🎁 🍰 #knithat #knithats knitting #knit #guyswhoknit #menwhoknit #lionbrandyarn… https://t.co/vJrQPm0KL0

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My next steps skills builder knitting box decided I should be making lace so here is my 4th attempt. I’n not a fan of the fingerling weight. My fat fingers keeps pushing the… https://t.co/yDDlQVNPcs

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It’s a monkey face! 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒 #icecream #icecreamcake #birthdaycake #parklandbaskinrobbins #monkey#monkeyface @ Baskin-Robbins https://t.co/h6bzqGNZly

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Brandy made me make her a hat. She picked the colors #knit #knitting #knitter #menwhoknit #hygge #hyggeyarn #redheart #redheartyarn #ravelry https://t.co/GL7Li9Lc2j

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A coupla bunnys for sale today #icecream #icecreamrolls #icecreamcake #parklandbaskinrobbins #easter #eastercake #easterbunny @ Baskin-Robbins https://t.co/kJQc7B4nHx

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Happy 21st Birthday Carline! #icecream #icecreamcake #parklandbaskinrobbins #rosettecake #happybirthday #birthdaycake #vodka @ Dave & Buster's https://t.co/h3euUzaN84

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A pretty sky blue ombré cake #baskinrobbins #icecream #icecreamcake #parklandbaskinrobbins #rosettecake #ombre #blueombre #birthdaycake #tieredcake #twotiercake @ Baskin-Robbins https://t.co/6Wl8Fn7t0p

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It’s pink #parklandbaskinrobbins #baskinrobbins #icecreamcake #icecream #baskinrobbinsicecreamcake #pink #birthday #birthdaycake #rosette #ombre #ombrecake @ Baskin-Robbins https://t.co/5MmTegJH0m

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It’s a unicorn! #parklandbaskinrobbins #baskinrobbinsicecreamcake #baskinrobbins #icecreamcake #icecream #unicorn #unicorncake #birthday #birthdaycake @ Baskin-Robbins https://t.co/Bu3KmvgZLH

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I made an airplane #baskinrobbins #icecreamcake #icecream #roll #rollcake #icecreamroll#airplane #parklandbaskinrobbins #birthday #birthdaycake #clown #uglyclown #notscaryatallclown # @… https://t.co/Qc6oaW3RGV