The Lightning Bolt Theory

“I need a dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract 60 Pressure Pro Model”

[The Lightning Bolt Theory @UncleFisty64]

@squibbsrani @atrupar Better clean your own backyard first Miller

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@sunsungirly @FBI @FBIDirectorKash

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@BlondeMAGAinNJ @sunsungirly @FBI @FBIDirectorKash

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@rxquantumleap @DurhamMonk @matt_vanswol

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@SigersonBell @Trill_Cosbee @BillyBaldwin Arrows are a cheat code for the 500kg boom boom in Helldivers2. The actual letters used in text OWO are to express what some people would call “cuteness overload”. Oh Bella is an Italian WW2 song about fighting fascism.

[The Lightning Bolt Theory @UncleFisty64]

@RonnyJacksonTX WRONG! You and your base caused this. Check it out:

Radicalized by the alt-right. Pissed at CK, and considered him a traitor to the President and MAGA idea. Codes he wrote on the bullets? Kid was shitposting. The arrows are a cheat code for the 500kg boom boom in Helldivers 2

[The Lightning Bolt Theory @UncleFisty64]

@positve2thecore @JustClendenin @IMAO_ @elonmusk

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@JustClendenin @IMAO_ @elonmusk

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@SteveoJujitsu @SenSanders No a high powered rifle and one persons wrong attitude caused it.

[The Lightning Bolt Theory @UncleFisty64]

@Tim_Walz #FDT

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@CNN Redraw every state. You won’t stop us. #WeAreWatching and #WeAreTakingNames

#votebluein2026

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@zztop5252 @AvgWhiteBanned @CalltoActivism Now that you’re right about. I don’t care. She tried to interfere with our democratic process and went against the very thing she swore an oath to defend. I have zero sympathy for those who go against America.

[The Lightning Bolt Theory @UncleFisty64]

@zztop5252 @AvgWhiteBanned @CalltoActivism

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@SurfScoter2 @lizcollin @mrddmia That’s funny as hell. You sure are a paranoid person.

[The Lightning Bolt Theory @UncleFisty64]

@zztop5252 @AvgWhiteBanned @CalltoActivism With hundreds behind her as she was trying to climb through, looks like an attempted government overthrow to those of us rational patriotic Americans. Sorry she lost her life. As everyone is so fond of saying, she should’ve complied.

[The Lightning Bolt Theory @UncleFisty64]

@SurfScoter2 @lizcollin @mrddmia Didn’t say you were lying. The gender or sexual orientation or anything, doesn’t matter. Children are dead. Children are having bullets pulled out of their bodies. That’s all we need to know. We get it. You’re a homophobe. Move along.

[The Lightning Bolt Theory @UncleFisty64]

@ExtantBuffalo @lizcollin Wrong.

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@SurfScoter2 @lizcollin @mrddmia Idiot

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@LawfulbutAwful1 @lizcollin You’re a dick

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@zztop5252 @AvgWhiteBanned @CalltoActivism She could be 6’ and 200 lbs, it doesn’t matter. She was part of a violent mob breaking and entering. He was protecting Congress and our Vice President. FAFO