Uncle Portland

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@iamdarlenemcd Speaking of, how did our entire national security apparatus miss the Georgia interference?

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@Oregonian Good

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@mchooyah God, you're weird.

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@eggsaladjared Wait until we find out who the Kelce brothers voted for this year.

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@ChiefBearsFan @TMZ It's always the blue checks.

Touch grass, son. Seriously.

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@snowball1926 My grandfather was born in 1922, 75 days after his parents were married. Feel free to miss me with this.

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@TheRichFromCali Security clearance, yes.
Citizenship, no.

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@owlhix Exactly

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@ThatWeekInSNL The two viral stars of the season in one sketch. Jost knew what he was doing having them in Update.

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@DougJBalloon Put it in my veins

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@tomcolicchio 8 years will be too late. If she wins, she's getting primaried. If she gets primaried, Pete won't be able to help himself.

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@molly_knight @ElxMapping If there's a wave, we'll know before we go to bed.

God, I hope there's a big blue one.

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@joelklatt And have it come up at 8:45? Pick your poison, friend. I'll take this.

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@ThatJakePC Mulaney is fine every year or two, but this batch of kids are doing fine without him. Let's not make millennials the new boomers, hanging on to every last scrap until their dying breath.

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@SenWhitehouse And make sunrise at 8:45 am? No thank you

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@franklinleonard He's headed to Fox News where they'll convince him he's the guy to bring the nation together.

The rug pull will be fabulous.

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@PattyMurray And have sunrise at a quarter to ten? No thank you, Senator. The current system is fine.

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@admcrlsn Us white dudes are having a really tough time processing exactly how pissed the women are in this country.

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@buttigiegwins @jubileemedia @KamalaHarris He's going to make a great Fox News host.

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@lyndonbajohnson A company I worked for years ago had business up the street from his factory in Fremont. They'd lose workers to Tesla regularly. They'd all be back within weeks, telling stories of bad management and broken promises. This was before he went full-heel.