Langdon Alger

I like being entertained.

[chanel @gothdecirque]

Big fan of these guys

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

coming home to my loving deer wife

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

but I hate the taste

[frye @___frye]

before 2007, there was no concept of having a rat on your head controlling you. now there is. being ratatouilled. what other concepts are we missing because there’s no language for it

[vero 🐠 @ginkgocrownarts]

roommate is on vacation and we asked him to send pics and so far this is all we’ve received

[₮ł₥Ø₮ⱧɎ @TimothyYBarrett]

It was inevitable after this

[Super Monkey Tweets @MonkeyBallTweet]

oh so the sphere is run by a bunch of sensitive nerds. makes sense lmao

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

If you asked me back in high school who would be better politically, Dave Matthews or Radiohead, I would not have guessed correctly

[Brian Stack @BrianStack153]

The incredibly stupid “Men Without Hats Conversation Channel” from “Late Night with Conan” years ago.
#FlashbackFriday
https://t.co/TW0ccYRYhT via @YouTube

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

There should be a tv show about a doctor who is stupid as fuck but has a great bedside manner and is easy to work with

[No Escalators @NoEscalators]

I have been thinking about this insane Nathan Fielder story for three days straight