Moose

just a moose

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

Since everyone else decided to get as hot as possible for Summer 2026, I will post my contribution

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

This is your sign to be heightmaxxing

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

@jiratickets I didn’t know it was amateur hour over here

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

@Chadson He’s a horny little fucker

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

You are going to do WHAT?

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

@TRAPHAGRID @a_musingcat I’m in the process of moving and I would be so much happier owning nothing

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

I don’t do peptides, but this might be excessive

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

@talontext There’s only 1 correct response to this

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

If I had 9 lives I’d use 8 of them to blow my shit clean off in front of strangers, forever changing the trajectory of their lives

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

@puterfaction Klinefelter syndrome

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

Not many people know this but if you zoom out on bump on the Pacific Ocean, you can play flappy bird

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

@a_musingcat They were such a good chew

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

@MrCamerahead I’m running the meetings

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

Playing the version of minesweeper where I have to tactically choose when I can pee and poop today

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

@949resident Eternal youth

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

I guess the one thing I have going for me is that most people I meet still think I’m 24-25

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

I did not eat any lettuce but I’m fighting for my life in between calls

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

@LinkofSunshine Is this a cry for help?

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

@johnsmithyson0 Put me in coach. And put @orb_net in there so I can start injecting him with mystery peptides and hormones

[skooks @skooookum]

Leaving for the bar with my phone at 17%

[Moose @UnderwaterMoose]

@hopes_revenge The new update made my hamster VERY Chinese