underwater typer

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[lizzy 🌸 @lizzyflanagan]

Thinking about my uncle’s take on the trans women in sports “issue.” He said “It’s such a made up problem. The trans people I know? Not exactly medal winners.”

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Christopher Nolan didn’t have the balls to let the audience actually hear the siren’s song (Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado ft Timbaland)

[underwater typer @UnderwaterTyper]

Somebody could do the best thing right now

[underwater typer @UnderwaterTyper]

I saw the ball coming, and I just shoot with the power of the Spanish people, beautiful

[underwater typer @UnderwaterTyper]

Let’s do it again an extra time show now for the cast of guiding light

[underwater typer @UnderwaterTyper]

This World Cup half time show is destroying any of the good will America had as the welcoming hosting country

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

[Odysseus telling the story of his ten year journey home] it was crazy
[Odysseus’s friend who once heard him call Poseidon Poskeidon] was Poskeidon there?

[underwater typer @UnderwaterTyper]

time to watch england be the feckless cowards i know them to be! then again argentina also is the worst so it's a real lose lose here, how do we get both teams to lose

[underwater typer @UnderwaterTyper]

For a guy running a comedy empire, lorne michael sure seems like a humorless dude

[underwater typer @UnderwaterTyper]

this place is honestly garbage now, it makes me sad. I miss 144 or even 288 characters. if a tweet is longer than that, it is not good. if you're posting those long tweets, I want you to know your takes are garbage

[underwater typer @UnderwaterTyper]

The only dream I have left is to see both quarterbacks on the field in a play at the same time. I didn’t think I could improve on this dream but now I realize maybe they could also kiss?

[underwater typer @UnderwaterTyper]

eight more weeks guys, eight more weeks

[Jackie Singh 🇺🇸 🗳️ IWillVote.com @HackingButLegal]

Overheard: "It took four blocks and five years to go from kneeling on a black man's neck to shooting a white woman in the face"

[underwater typer @UnderwaterTyper]

The Holiday Redux and jack black is edited out and Kate Winslet ends up with Arthur instead

[underwater typer @UnderwaterTyper]

I would like Tim Kaine to resign.

[underwater typer @UnderwaterTyper]

Tim kaine you spineless bastard

[underwater typer @UnderwaterTyper]

having a lot of pre-11am lunches these week, that's gotta mean something (I'm hungry)

[underwater typer @UnderwaterTyper]

@tiktok_us it’s YOU’RE. YOU ARE following. It is not “your following.” Why is the grammar so bad? Don’t send me this stuff, it’s shameful

[underwater typer @UnderwaterTyper]

We’ve been posting for more than two decades now and I think we’ve done it. We’ve achieved peak post. It was probably awhile ago and I wont say who did it (you know). But maybe we move on now?

[underwater typer @UnderwaterTyper]

I’m still here, but I think we are entering a post-posting world.