Farmer McGlitter

Helping you grow your unicorn farm one glitter-drenched dream at a time. For more info, check out the how-to book 'Raising Unicorns' by Jessica S Marquis.

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amyezekiel said: Since the untimely passing of Philip Seymour Hoffman in 2014, are the unicorns down to... https://t.co/9npUyDdZyx

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kritischemasse said: Hi Jessica, I am an instructor at the Frankfurt School of Finance & Management. I am... https://t.co/MLDKvX9ftd

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thegirlwiththebooksandredhair said: Hi....you guys made a post about me around 2011-12ish. I am Rylie... https://t.co/QVryVsM0J5

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Take a poll! Unicorns or robots? https://t.co/ierZ0Wp5dY

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, and it does the job entirely through telekinesis.
Also, the lightbulb flashes rainbows. Just a heads-up.

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This is exactly what we've been saying through @RaisingUnicorns and the power of #Unicornomics! #WishYourWayToFinancialStability https://t.co/OmaE6dn1vW

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Nation’s Financial Advisors Recommend Capturing Magical Creature That Grants Wishes https://t.co/eVpHC2T3Wf

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So who here's watching @HappySYFY tonight? #GrittyWhimsy

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@runo_public @HevNostrils Certainly! Unicorns adore a flattering accessory.

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@runo_public @HevNostrils You'd better believe it! Unicorn backs are soft as a cloud-filled pillow, yet sturdy as a pillow filled with concrete.

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Unicorn saddles are pointless aesthetic, much like antennae toppers for cars.

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Thank you, /r/aww, for making today fabulous - in a cuddly kind of way. https://t.co/PXfa1QMur9

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Where can you find unicorns? New illustrated search-&-find book provides some answers! https://t.co/FrbXjfbsGd

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DIY unicorn hoodie from @hellogiggles​ gives your holiday gift-giving a fluffy-purple turbo boost! https://t.co/fqICSDUULv

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German friends, have you picked up your copy of the German version of Raising Unicorns, Meine kleine Einhorn-Farm? https://t.co/cvQwTGv6tP

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Remember back when unicorns paved the way for zombies to have drink representation at @starbucks? #DramaticReenactment https://t.co/kIOIIFVNOX

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Assassin’s Creed makes our dreams come true! Unicorn-riding dreams, not assassin dreams. (via @gamesradar) https://t.co/bdYHhFpx9Z

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Unicorns add a touch of enchantment to a majestic wheelchariot from @magicwheelchair​! https://t.co/KIP8JBgSbx

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We are excited to see if the white horse reappears on #TwinPeaks tonight - and if it has apotheosized into a unicorn!

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@archiestore Is there an option that selects “All things unicorn”?

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We have a #weddingregistry ! #marriage #RelationshipGoals #hitched #seattle #pnw #archiemcphee #weird #fun