Uninformed Hoya

Uninformed person with no firsthand knowledge of any facts. Former D1 athlete, now bureaucrat with dad bod. Eat ice cream with a fork.

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@TPCarney The second map correctly puts the western half of Virginia in Appalachia but it should also put the southern part of the eastern half in the South

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@AstroMikeMerri @orzelc Thank you. This is the most useful thing I’ve learned on Twitter this year

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@ByPatForde Which was the better Indianapolis come-from-behind win last night, Pacers or Finke?

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@manvillemade Like the Virginia yellow Don’t Tread On Me license plates

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@manvillemade Big asterisk on the “made it”

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@asymmetricinfo I’ve jogged on the Mall in the morning over the past 25 years (in the aftermath of lots of protests/marches/events) and have seen no partisan pattern in how much trash and mess is left behind.

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@manvillemade You should challenge her to a duel

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@NationWideNolan Iverson, best DMV recruit ever

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@theRyanBrennan @ProvidenceCrier @TidalBlueHoya RI people don’t understand that other states are big

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@lylden It did not

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@swimswamnews Other way around

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@danielledonfro @emilysbremer Once we had two lost teeth at once and were short on cash, so the tooth fairy left a dollar bill and a fruit roll-up

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That makes two in a row! Congrats to @HoyasSwimDive on its men’s @BIGEAST Championship! 🏆

#HoyaSaxa

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@manvillemade 1. August
2. March
3. July
4. June
5. May
6. October
7. April
8. December
9. September
10. November
11. January
12. February

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@manvillemade Yes but minus two points for trying to rhyme “put his ass in stir” with “triple murder”

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@mattyglesias Can you share the recs for kid friendly restaurants in Dublin? Thx

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@manvillehoya Clarification: not the recently dead Queen. A different queen

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@manvillehoya And kept it all secret until it was years too late and they could cash in without personal risk

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@emilysbremer More of the little Melba toasts