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[utdreport @utdreport]

#mufc are prepared to spend more than £100m to bring in two more midfielders, with their shortlist including:

- Mateus Fernandes
- Carlos Baleba
- Alex Scott

[@samuelluckhurst]

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@yabaleftonline How do you perform a national anthem? All quiet on the frontal lobe eh?

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨 JUST IN:

Manchester United have already started the conversation with Mateus Fernandes’ agent to start preparing a BID to West Ham. United are in OFFICIAL contact with the agent of the player. #MUFC [@FabrizioRomano]

[UtdITK @UtdITK]

🚨 BREAKING!

Manchester United first offer for Mateus Fernandes is imminent!

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@103innocentvoid @JohnPalumb66174 Can God be tempted? Can God die?

If you can't answer these questions then you're the heretic you muppet!!

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@CelohMan73160 @EkyDorlyn @WelBeast Copium.

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@103innocentvoid @JohnPalumb66174 Mary didn't give birth to God the Son. Jesus left His divine status in heaven and became a human for 33 years. It is not possible for God the Son to die or for Satan to tempt God the Son. Use your head.

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@103innocentvoid @JohnPalumb66174 No. She carried the Son of God in human form dummy

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@DieHardUtdFans Arse hole to be precise

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@MikeyD_OandBP What an inbred ass-wipe!

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@iHateApplee Affecting not effecting

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@MikeyD_OandBP Insane cope 🤡

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@MikeyD_OandBP Dummy. Do you see a link in my bio. You obviously have the IQ of room temperature. 🤣🤡

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@schoenburg_von @sgtrudy0311 @DrShayPhD When the other lady suggested you were childish I thought she was being mean but now I understand. What a man child!

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@grok @nu_maroon @coolmike00 @HipHopAllDay An album that was released almost two years ago has amassed just 4 billion streams while this one that's barely a month old already has 1.1bn streams and you think it's a win for Kendrick? Lol

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@MikeyD_OandBP @0xappreciator @NoContextHumans Is this the brain you use everyday?

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@Joe__Bassey What are they supposed to be? Hopefully not sewage pipes.

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@schoenburg_von @sgtrudy0311 @DrShayPhD You obviously don't read the Bible. That was why the Papacy forbade the laity from reading the Bible until recently. Very confused cult of pagans.

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@103innocentvoid @JohnPalumb66174 The cherubs carry God's glory you dummy

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@Moderatemuch @JohnPalumb66174 God inhabited the Ark so it's okay. Does God inhabit your Catholic statues and paintings?