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she/they | UMD ‘22 | FC 24 | GMU Phys PhD | big fan of space, sports, and dismantling systems of oppression :)

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my little sister found my twitter and said "pardon my language, but what the hell is this"

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@cdonegan778 favorite colors are a social construct, i've had kids who tell me their favorite color is sparkles one day and rainbow the next

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@ellini83 @cdonegan778 wild that red has been your favorite color your whole life

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@ellini83 @abollinger3939 eh, it wasn't the grate-est, but i guess it was gouda enough

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if God wanted humans to be vegan then why did She make cheese so tasty

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@ellini83 sometimes my thoughts on cheese just have to be shared

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i've never used the schedule tweet button so uhhh here's a tweet from 2021 that im scheduling for as far in the future as twitter will let me, i've definitely forgotten about this by now so like to scare me ig idk

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If I had a dollar for every time one of my teams lost in the second round, I’d make Jeff Bezos look like Oliver Twist

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@abollinger3939 @Fernanman4 i will not tolerate this marvin stone slander

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y'all sleeping on the chicken little soundtrack

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@ellini83 i support this decision

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happy election eve, im feeling very 🦋 in me 🤰 but like not in a cute romantic way more in a nervous dreading potentially losing rights kinda way, anyways pls vote if you haven't already

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@ellini83 solidarity 😤

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being a preschool teacher is fun bc sometimes i forget how to talk to adults*

*i told my housemates to use their inside voices please

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@ellini83 @drdr3idel as someone who doesn't know how to read, i really appreciate this

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@cdonegan778 brb gonna go adopt a cat named tad in mount rainier md

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@ellini83 POP OFF QUEEN

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@cdonegan778 nerd

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@cdonegan778 @ellini83 the reason you haven't been passed while going 30 over on 495 is bc i'm not there

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@drdr3idel glad we're in agreement

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some of my students were born in 2019 but some of their parents were born in 1997 and i'm not sure which terrifies me more