kris abe

Respect your haters. They are the ones who think you are better than them.

[yuyu ᜌᜓᜌᜓ 🍉 @yuyu_finale]

WHY WOULD THE POPE BE AMERICA FIRST LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Max Burns @themaxburns]

A perfect image of the Trump era: A grandmother has to work at DoorDash in order to get by, while the president decorates his office in gold accent pieces.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It was inspiring to watch the Artemis II launch yesterday — @NASA’s first crewed mission around the moon since 1972. Our space program has always captured an essential part of what it means to reach beyond what we thought was possible, and I hope the four brave astronauts on this mission will inspire a new generation to follow in their footsteps.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Trump admits the US committed several war crimes by sinking an Iranian ship and leaving survivors to drown for fun.

"I said, 'Why don't we just capture the ship? We could use it. Why did we sink them?' He said, 'It's more fun to sink them.' They like sinking them better."

[Gaurab Chakrabarti @Gaurab]

The Strait of Hormuz has been closed for 8 days. Everyone thinks this is about oil. This is about what oil becomes. 92% of the world's sulfur comes from refining oil and gas. Close the Strait of Hormuz and you don't just lose 20 million barrels of crude per day. You lose the feedstock for sulfuric acid, the single most produced chemical on Earth. Sulfuric acid is how we extract copper. It's how we extract cobalt. Without it, you can't make transformers, EV batteries, or the substrates inside every data center on the planet. One chemical, made from one feedstock, shipped through one chokepoint. The cascade goes further: Qatar ships 30% of Taiwan's liquefied natural gas through Hormuz. Taiwan has 11 days of reserves left. TSMC, the company that makes 90% of the world's advanced chips, draws 8.9% of Taiwan's total electricity. No gas, no power, no chips. Then food. 33% of the world's nitrogen fertilizer feedstock moves through the Strait. Half of all humans alive today exist because of synthetic nitrogen. Sulfur, semiconductors, food. That makes three supply chains, one 21-nautical-mile chokepoint, and zero domestic alternatives at scale.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Reverend Jesse Jackson called on each of us to be heralds of change, to be messengers of hope; to step forward and say “Send me” wherever we have a chance to make an impact.

How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him.

[Ejaaz @cryptopunk7213]

the fucking wildest 7 days in U.S. defense history

- pentagon revealed they used Claude to capture venezuelan president Maduro

- pentagon demands anthropic gives them unadulterated access to claude for mass surveillance and autonomous killing weapons

- anthropic says “fuck you”

- trump blacklists them calling them woke pussies, Pete Hegseth designates them a “supply-chain risk”

- Openai swoops in with better terms stealing anthropic’s deal, securing ChatGPT as the military’s preferred ai model.

*5 hours later*

- U.S. starts war with Iran and kills supreme leader Khameini

insane timeline.

[kris abe @UnkoTwoTon]

Let's have everyone who voted for Trump get drafted first

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

If young men don’t want to be drafted to fight in Kamala’s and Cheney’s 3rd World War they better get out and vote for Trump.

[kris abe @UnkoTwoTon]

To clarify, the kitten was in the middle of the road at the Waipahu on ramp and it was sitting on the hill so you couldn't see it until the last moment.

[kris abe @UnkoTwoTon]

I think I just ran over a little kitten 😢

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

she CLEARED him😭

[Cioccolatodorima (Comms closed atm) @cioccolato_kun]

Filipino Isekai

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

This will always be funny 😂😂

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

Wow. If there's one thing you do today, watch this video and spread it everywhere.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Holy sh*t this new VP Harris ad airing on Fox is going to drive Trump nuts

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This is the moment where Kamala Harris destroyed Trump on reproductive rights. Share this clip everywhere. Spread it like wildfire!

[kris abe @UnkoTwoTon]

Feels like I'm back in the Philippines making ice candy

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

How do you feel about this tip?
https://t.co/oWt6NbeTX7

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[kris abe @UnkoTwoTon]

I never knew @gabrielxjuan was born on 2021 🤣

[kris abe @UnkoTwoTon]

@corneeyo Probably 10 foot tall aliens