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@RaabLeague Obviously I ran out of space to include "and whose part of speech changes." #ourownersstillstink

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#1 @bparsonst Muscala. Acquired as cap fodder & remains due to inactivity & complete lack of respect 4 Raab. His trophy? #evenablindsquirrel

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#2 to @JustinBonk . Ivaca Zubac. Your Bonanza acquisition. Good news is I've got a bridge to sell you and a prez who's gonna MAGA. #Sunkcost

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#3, and another one to Bacevice. Harry Giles. Oooh! An injured late first round pick! Sign me up! Come on Jack. #Actlikeyouvebeentherebefore

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#4 - Mudiay. The best news I can offer Herzog is that he probably won't play, thus preserving 3 of your cats. #WorstFBAplayersinceHoward

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#5 to our newbie @wnseward. Dwight Howard. Oh rook. There are some nice 10 team ESPN leagues where you'll feel right at home. #Fantasykiller

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#6 is a tie between @therealzacg & Bacevice. Bogdanovic & Bogdanovic. I could tell them apart if one of them didn't blow. #ReleaseTheBogdan

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#7 @AJDcleveland Gortat. He's how old?! "Polish" is the only word whose meaning changes based on capitalization?! #Marcin'towardslastplace

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#8 Boban. If Proverbs were active enough to get on Twitter, he might learn how bad this decision is. #10minutesanight #Heightisnteverything

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We're supposed to be counting down folks. Rozier is #10. Bender is #9. I blame you and your poor management for confusing me. We march on...

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At #2 @t_rizzo w/ Dragan Bender. Tony follows the BM rater to T, then tries to get creative. #sticktowhatyouknow #Bender?Ihardlyknowher

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At #1, it's @maccon4t with Terry Rozier. When you commit 1/2 your cap to Brook & Dipo, you fill the rest with $1m trash. #RosterMgt101

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Listen up @RaabLeague deadbeats. It may shock you, but your rosters are not good. So saddle up for 2017's inaugural Top 10 Owned Unownables.

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@CleveSuperFan Guessing @CrialKilru didn't share the details of the Bonanza with his friend, and likelihood that she could do a lot better.

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@CleveSuperFan @CrialKilru We have it on good authority that Sara told another GM just 4 days ago that Lebron was untouchable.....

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@CleveSuperFan @CrialKilru You're right @CleveSuperFan. This Unnamed GM is not above feeling shame.

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@RaabLeague @SaraF11 I think the trade was a rookie mistake, but we're still happy to have you in the league. Seems like you know your stuff

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@RaabStephenA and he missed the draft! Nice work on the wire, and nice addition to Raab.

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@CrialKilru @RaabLeague Only thing funnier than your jokes is the roster you've surrounded Curry with. Poor Steph.

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@CrialKilru @RaabLeague Oh! It was just a joke! How about Warren for Covington? A joke too, I assume.