CK

The best in the business.

[CK @UnrelatableC]

A side to Mesut Ozil that no one speaks about. Everyone else grabbing water but this guy wants to educate the prospective youth! Brilliant stuff 👀

[Wolves @Wolves]

Sixteen year-old Jerome Abbey makes the bench 🎓

[CK @UnrelatableC]

@pokemondealsuk @YouWhat112 Just picked up 2 from Selfridges london. Destined rivals packs too

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Aston Villa have signed England youth international Brian Madjo from FC Metz for a fee in the region of £10million.

The 17-year-old forward has played five matches in Ligue 1 for Metz and has featured regularly for England’s Under-17 side, despite playing three times for Luxembourg’s senior national team.

Madjo, born in London to Cameroonian parents but who grew up in Luxembourg, is seen as a long-term investment by Villa rather than a player to immediately play a role in Unai Emery’s side.

More from @J_Tanswell ⤵️

🔗 https://t.co/Yav7n5lv1b

[The Stat Guy @The_Stat_Guy_10]

🚨🟣🔵 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐏 𝐛𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏𝟔-𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫-𝐨𝐥𝐝 "𝐖𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐝" 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐌𝐀DJO

Dubbed "The New Lukaku" by scouts
already 1.93m Tall With 4 Goals in 9 Games for England U17s 👀

A GEM💎✨

[george @StokeyyG2]

Nothing could prepare you for that camera pan 😭😭😭

[MV33Racing🏎 @MV33Racing]

@MotoGP Cool 😎

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🎙 Bayern CEO Karl–Heinz Rummenigge on players complaining about the congested schedule:

“I understand this argument. But the players and their agents have fallen into this trap. By demanding ever higher salaries, they are forcing the clubs to generate ever higher revenues. And where does this revenue come from? Through more games.

And that is why I say: we must sit down with all those involved and discuss without emotion what mechanisms we need to bring back more serious and rational times — including in terms of business.” ⚠️

[GoonerTalk @GoonerTaIk]

Last week Mbuemo knocks the ball past Sanchez and is fouled. The ball deflects off Sanchez in the process. Straight red card.

This week Gyokeres knocks the ball past Pope and is fouled. The ball deflects off Pope in the process. VAR say no penalty, no card, not even a foul.

[GoonerTalk @GoonerTaIk]

Jarred Gillet isn’t allowed to referee Everton games because they’re Liverpool’s rivals, so he can’t be neutral. But he is allowed to officiate games of teams in a title race with Liverpool.

He’s officiated 4 of Arsenal’s opening 6 games. This isn’t neutral. This isn’t fair.

[CK @UnrelatableC]

People still ask me why I don’t vote

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Digital ID to be made law for all adults in the UK.

The proposals are the government's latest attempt to tackle illegal immigration, with the ID serving as a form of proof of the right to live and work in the UK.

@MhariAurora reports.

https://t.co/KStLQZvsvK

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Jannik Sinner catching a ball with his pocket during his practice in Beijing.

His reaction… 😂

(h/t @gabiigimenez18)

[CK @UnrelatableC]

Give it a rest. This is a whole games worth of clips condensed into a few minutes. And the information he’s giving is actually good. Bore off

[Wasi @Wanalyst007]

Anyone who's played football will tell you having a coach like this sucks the life out of everyone on the pitch

I love Henry but this aint it. You can't expect everyone to be as good as yourself (99th percentile)

[CK @UnrelatableC]

@REDactionAFC It’s the reactionary nonsense that just annoys me. Supporting a club used to be fun, now every game I hear fans just complaining at the most minuscule things. It’s like we play under a magnifying glass. Away games are a lot more fun, and have been for many years!

[CK @UnrelatableC]

Arsenal fans are the worst

[Clover @CloverJat]

We need to have a serious discussion on rice and zubimendi partnership. It's not working. Gravenberch was tearing them apart.

[CK @UnrelatableC]

Yes and who brought him in… I wonder

[Troll Touchline @TrollTouchline]

Rio Ngumoha was in Arsenal Academy. Here are photos of him with Santi Carzola and Thierry Henry 🤯😳

[GeoffArsenal @GeoffArsenal]

Gyok.

He’s never going to be that footballer with the amazing first touch, that drops into midfield and sprays a 40 yd diagonal pass into an on running winger.

He won’t be that guy that pull it out of the air and gives us a few coffee house tricks.

What he will give us is brute force aggressive runs towards the opposition goal with one thing in mind. Goals. He cares about nothing else, he’ll miss more than he scores, but top strikers do that.

I think big Vic is what we’ve been missing for years. A horrible, selfish bastard in front of goal. Embrace him.

[CK @UnrelatableC]

Been carrying a Harrods one for years now😴

[Financial Times @FT]

Male footballers, film stars and rappers are carrying luxury totes formerly pitched to women — the bigger the better: https://t.co/8Uu05UQApy

[CK @UnrelatableC]

Why they using Arthur Shelby as a demo?😂

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Evolution of the fuel pumps

[💎MCFCGabby💎 @MCFCGabster]

If ronaldinho was around today people would call his dribbles useless and look at his g/a numbers and compare him to mbuemo

[CK @UnrelatableC]

Twitter is just full of weirdos init

[Just Bizarre Tactics @JBTFooty]

🚨 | Viktor Gyökeres has recorded the worst ever debut rating in English football above the Vanarama National League.

(via @SkySportPL)