splarfnt

in the business of saying weird things to weird people

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@did8hurtu @EccentricGeocen @packers_owner_j @jacuzzi_toaster @WisenheimuR idk dawg

like what more do you figure is needed for pressure than the ground and air pressing against it?

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@did8hurtu @EccentricGeocen @packers_owner_j @jacuzzi_toaster @WisenheimuR it presses to the ground by itself, is the thing

you know why?

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@did8hurtu @EccentricGeocen @packers_owner_j @jacuzzi_toaster @WisenheimuR why

what part of ''the closer to the ground you are, the more air is above you'' is contingent on walls

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@L54cz @demsocjohnbrown the hungry man cant help but think of bread

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@EccentricGeocen @packers_owner_j @jacuzzi_toaster @WisenheimuR @did8hurtu its all ''dont believe anything anyone tells you unless its intuitive and can be verified by your own observations'' and then without skipping a beat you break out the toroidal aether bubbles and infinite salt pillars and the moon doing rhythmic breathing exercises

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@EccentricGeocen @packers_owner_j @jacuzzi_toaster @WisenheimuR @did8hurtu always kind of fun to see the way you lot react to the question of ''why is there a pressure gradient''

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@OutLikeA_Lamb @KarluskaP @greggutfeld idk man that seems like a bit of a reach when neither you nor the kiIIer even know what *walzs name is

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@DreamLeaf5 and not for nothing but were they dispatched there with like individual gallon bottles from the department store

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@KezzieSquared this is the 7th week in a row youve brought ''non-nominal behavior in the vehicles fluid systems'' to class

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@tippity NERV

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@rsweat52 @usorthem3 @OccupyDemocrats @realDonaldTrump its wild how you guys can just say stuff without turning into a corn cob

like 0 of these points is designed to withstand contact with a single follow up question its almost impressive

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@atrocityTCG or, and hear me out on this, some type of ball-shaped capturing device

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@astr0br3ak_ they call this board state the ''i sure would be mad if i got bombarded with pictures of gorgeous trans women 👉👈 hehe i would be so owned''-gambit, declined

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@OsitaNwanevu word on the street is comrade chlorophyll is still at large

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@capitalspidey idk man i can see it fine

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@KotaTHH and that was despite the fact he was probably the coolest kid in the entire emerald mine

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@expansion1208 tarastalization if it locked in

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@ZoeSinns cant put a finger on whether her face is getting smaller or her head is getting bigger but its gotta be one of the two

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@BDEgameowners ''i want blocks to come back''

*sound of a monkey paw, curling*

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@bornposting argentina, italy, turkey - man who *doesnt* his heart go out to