Ratchet

Ask me about my Scorpion Flail.

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

@SolidFNSnake Wow, that thing's so old! It's all about the Winternizer these days honestly.

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

Please [don't] wear my head as a nice hat, flesh people.

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

Has it's perks. Qwark feeds me the stuff he don't like!

...I...need new friends.

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

Big Metropolis food fest and I'm stuck making sure Qwark hits every stand before the day is done.

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

@Wings0fWax ...Be...specific.

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

Most of the Golf Courses in Solana are kind of going through rennovation.

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

HEY @UppinMyArsenal HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO STOMACH GOLFING?

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

@KarmicAgent Fleshy people are pretty unsettling, sure.

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

@Jet_the_Hawk I use the driver for everything! By driver, I mean my Omniwrench.

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

Turns out I'm on the trending ticker an--WOAH CLANK CLOSE THAT NOW CLOSE IT CLOSE CLOSE

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

@Jet_the_Hawk I waited a whole year for this.

Let me grab my Groovitron.

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

I like this. I like the refresher of hearing the sound of my own thoughts.

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

@Jet_the_Hawk HEY THIS HAS BEEN A WHOLE YEAR SINCE THAT QUESTION A-AND WELL, I NEVER GOT AN ANSWER! Funny that, right.

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

Why do I even bother sometimes. I swear it's one thing or another with that moron.

Delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete.

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

WELL I GUESS ILL SEE YOU GUYS IN ANOTHER YEAR

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

3,465 IMs from Qwark.

A good 60% of these are about a Reuben sandwich that he didn't much care for.

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

Let's work the dust out of this thing.

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

Son of a qwark, I haven't used this in over a year.

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

Oh hey it is.

[Ratchet @UppinMyArsenal]

Is....this...working...????????