Mlon Eusk🖕

Social Media Influencer - DM me for media avail I'm cooler than cool. Best Friends with @rlamartini Good at finance. Banging @sq4tchy's wife, boys with @80gregg

[Mlon Eusk🖕 @UrselaJones]

@MangaDungeon @Ian_Schwartzman @SheckyGreen I was this many years old when I witnessed Shwartzdawg get his taint smashed

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@FiveRights Nice edit dipshit, stop being so lonely

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@FiveRights He's $8 richer than you dork balls

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@sandibachom @oneunderscore__ @JoyAnnReid Sandi, do better. You sound like a pubic hair.

[Mlon Eusk🖕 @UrselaJones]

@Atticus59914029 @3YearLetterman @beyondreasdoubt I once got a smartie stuck in my nose and went to the doctor. They told me to close the other nostril and blow. Do I have a case?

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@policy_help @KateSullivanDC Makes me wanna suck on some fat tittays,,,,,miss those fat garbanzos always asking to be motor boatered

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@FightHaven Never mess with a flag football coach. Especially if they wear tights. Those mother fuckers go hard yo

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@FightHaven I like the fat one that ate too many fries and can't get her tubby ass over the counter

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@andrewd71140137 @TopDogLaw Bold move for someone named Scooby snacks to come out on the cat owners side. I rest my case. Beat that, top dog.

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@FightHaven Dat Azz

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@stanman42069 Reminds me of the time I put a car tire up my butt

[Mlon Eusk🖕 @UrselaJones]

@fuckyouiquit Seemed to push a nerve tho....almost like rage against the machine charging $100s for tickets and being on Sony....fuck you I quit, but give me some cizash and I'll be the bell of the ball for ya.

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@BllrsMer @SupBob10 @RobertHardy2021 @iamirishdave @elonmusk I'm ready boo

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@barstoolsports @BarstoolYak @rhoback Nah. Needs @Shanemgillis to be any level of interesting

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@FightHaven I could take her

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@gtconway3d Does the fact he hasn't declared yet mean he can't do ads yet? Or is it due to the lack of spine and balls?

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@30Krieger @SouthlandPost Need more video for context. Hopefully the officer didn't "accidentally" turn off his body cam

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@30Krieger @SouthlandPost Cop had him already outside when he showed up, could have talked to him then like a person. I tend to trust rando with camera over most postal employees. Cops are marginally brighter then the postal employee, but that's hit or miss as well.