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@LogicAndFacts2 @Nighttimediplo @CSPerrone27 @ninaturner okay, i'll be a moron and work for the US federal minimum wage.

magically, i pay nothing for housing and my food cost is zero. every dollar i earn, i invest. i also magically gain 10% annually.

after ten of these magic years, i have...still less than today's median home price.

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@thetexaswife so what do you figure the girth is on a godcock

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@bradcarryvc @jeremymundell is the founding charter written on the back of the check

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@johncwright2001 @mi_reina130 where in grade school did you learn about stock buybacks?

check out the marginal income tax rate structure in the '50s. you know. the time a bunch of americans consider the glory days?

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@augustagarei unless they stop filling potholes in front of it, yeah

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@JohnLeFevre myself. i won't tolerate being the worst at anything.

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@j_grieshaber i drove across the country in a corolla. i kept a log. each stop was 12 minutes to fill the car's tank, empty mine, and stretch my legs. if you can find an EV that can add 450 miles in 12 minutes, i'll buy it right now.

by the way i did not wait once for a single gas pump.

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@amazon how can i get you to stop shipping 12 packs of coke in an unpadded poly bag

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@SpotterBrett shouldn't you be clotting somewhere

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@Milajoy where's my $2,000 tarriff check

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@hotelscomhelp I don't have an itinerary. That's the point.

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@hotelsdotcom , I am getting emails about a hotel stay I never wanted. My only unsubscribe option is to unsubscribe from ALL offers emails. I don't want to do that. Where do I set that preference

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@brucefenton "why have i paid for car insurance for three months and i haven't gotten in a single accident?!?!"

it is a smoothing function.

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@LifesMozaic @royermattw dude, anti-islam is anti-constitution. watch the video.

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@Christian_O91 @DillonLoomis @elonmusk they will also complain there is a cut at :03 and :07

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@GetSpectrum can we have tv back

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@Milajoy lol aren't you the same person arguing against free lunches for schoolchildren

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Three of every four of your bags are splitting. What happened
@Hefty ?

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@jasonc_nc in both scenarios, the same amount of money supports "local jobs, farms, and our downtown community."

cash:
100% of the goods/services cost --> owner

credit:
100% of the goods/services cost --> owner
3% surcharge cost --> owner --> credit card company

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@westcoastrighty @anothercohen @sd_architect yes. we are saying the same thing, which is that you cannot take a train to the airport.

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@Cryptoboyy_Aji And then when the house burns down you'll say "holy shit I'm glad I only paid $40k into that policy that's buying me a replacement fucking house"