D Haz

Pain is temporary, but the glory, well, that's temporary too... the memories though! Fleeting.

[D Haz @Userfriendlylad]

Just had my dog, Max, put to sleep. I'm heartbroken. I just wanted to share this and let the world know how fucking amazing he was. I was hoping to take him to @krankenhaus this summer but not to be. I'll never forget you mate. 13 wonderful years. Love forever x

[D Haz @Userfriendlylad]

@SamanthaQuek Such a boring league. Hearts winning would have been wonderful for Scottish football.

[Brian Durand_LFC 20x @BrianDurand56]

The thing is, if the club announced this week that LFC and Slot were parting ways after next week’s final game, he would actually get a decent send off, in appreciation for last year’s title.

[D Haz @Userfriendlylad]

@idlewildgirl 100%.

And on a further point, how are electric cars allowed giant touchscreens that everything has to be operated by! No different to using a phone

[D Haz @Userfriendlylad]

@idlewildgirl https://t.co/Llo1NRO4z1

[D Haz @Userfriendlylad]

@idlewildgirl Live at Wembley

https://t.co/7Ly31IH46E

[D Haz @Userfriendlylad]

@queenofaerobics @SaintMichael293 Aye he lived near me for years until he died. Used to see him around loads in his rolls royce with his Bowen numberplate

[D Haz @Userfriendlylad]

@DaleJohnsonBBC @philmcnulty Please can you explain this a bit further? I don't understand why the 'clear and obvious' benchmark is seemingly being dismissed as irrelevant. Cheers!

[D Haz @Userfriendlylad]

@dandouglas Ha I still have that same silver pair!!

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[D Haz @Userfriendlylad]

@NeilClark66 @BBCNews Because the people are retarded

https://t.co/oH8chQ7uVK

[D Haz @Userfriendlylad]

@axaxaxasfml @JacksonDoud The speech consisted of the stupid things he's said or done or lies he's told

[D Haz @Userfriendlylad]

@JacksonDoud This story made it into the best man's speech at my mate's wedding

[D Haz @Userfriendlylad]

@JacksonDoud 25 years ago was at our village local and my mate goes "pint of the usual please Kev". The bar was packed.

The barman answers "my name's not Kev and I don't know what your usual is".

💀

[Fugs 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧🔻 @FugeusRedux]

Been laughing in this eBay advert for a solid 3 minutes

[D Haz @Userfriendlylad]

@byopband The UK needs you back!

[D Haz @Userfriendlylad]

@sleafordmods What about a VHS version?

[D Haz @Userfriendlylad]

@idlewildgirl Red flag

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Amazon are partnering with Comic Relief to sell their red noses. Last year Comic Relief raised £34 million which is how much Jeff Bezos makes in six hours. Dig deep everyone.

[Football Fights @Footballfights]

Meanwhile in TK Maxx... 🙈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[D Haz @Userfriendlylad]

@SkyNews @GarethBarlow Get Sam Allardyce in 'til the end of the season