Ssozi Uthman

When asked about your affairs smile and say Alhamdulilah

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

Cristiano Ronaldo, a billionaire in $$, and Georgina Rodríguez got married yesterday. Attended only by their 5 children and close family members. No football teammates. No celebrity friends.

But some struggling people want to impress the world with loud weddings.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

This guy explains how easy it is for creepy internet people to figure out where you are.

[Bugingo D. Patrick @DonPatrick33]

Thank you @FrankWALUSIMBI . What a delivery of art! “Babeerawo batya” is timeless.

[Merry Hearts 'Tumbeetu. @Merryheartsug]

Happy Fathers Day 🙏🙏🙏

[Daily Monitor @DailyMonitor]

📌

QUOTE: "Freedom of speech is a right of the people and not a favour from the [Ugandan] government."- Yoweri Kaguta Museveni at UNLF public rally. Uganda Times, February 28, 1980
#JournalismIsNotAcrime
#BoldVoices

[Roaster @DNLLAPNZRN]

The best advice here:
“Go fuck yourself“
And she took the advice.. 😂

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Qatar has held a World Cup where everyone who could afford to attend attended, wait till it's the USA hosting and they will have visa restrictions even on the players themselves 😂.

[Dr. Christon A.K Rweshakyira @Dr_Chris_Twine]

As a Senior Consultant, the reason I haven't raised my voice is simple:
When the interns are gone, I will gladly show up at 5AM, clerk 80 patients, draw the blood, and run the night calls myself.
I am superhuman. Obviously.

As a Senior Nursing Officer, the reason I am silent is obvious:
I have no problem running three wards alone, fixing lines, tracking vitals, delivering babies, doing the paperwork.
I don't need hands. I have dedication.

As a Policymaker, the reason I haven't spoken is elegant:
The interns are a budget problem I solved by terming the students.
My children are not doing internship in Uganda, after all.

As a Patient, the reason I haven't complained is clear:
Even if the doctor cutting me open has worked 36 hours without food, just cut me open and take the baby out.
Hunger sharpens the hands. Everyone knows this.

As a Citizen, the reason I am unbothered is rational:
None of my children is a medic.
I have my pastor.
The system runs on miracles. Always has.

This policy is brilliant.
Let's all stay quiet and watch the magic happen.

[Mathias Ssemanda @MathiasSsemanda]

It’s surprising how WHO Director, Tedros himself is vocally declaring Ebola presence in Uganda where no single case has been reported but he hasn’t hyped the presence of Hantavirus in USA even when FIFA World Cup is weeks away.

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

Now that you’re all looking at my timeline for updates, let me use this chance to ask you kindly to retweet this shoe until it reaches the person in whose foot it fits!

FREE ALL POLITICAL PRISONERS!

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

There is a white drone with no number plates parked in the drive way to my house!

[F A A R E E S 💫 🇵🇸 @MFaarees_]

I can't believe their hatred for Islam made them portray themselves as pigs 😂😂

[HouseBoy📸🏀 @teemothy23]

Karangwa confiscated my uncle’s land in Nazigo/ kayunga simply because he failed to sell it to him , a year later my uncle died in pain

[Useful Idiot @ZeeroBrain]

A .A.A Downfall is coming ... And we shall be here to witness it.

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

A @DailyMonitor headline reading

‘WE ARE IN THINGS’ with a photo montage of Obore and AAA 🕯️

Retweet until it reaches @SueNsibirwa!

[GAD ROGERS 🇺🇬🌍 @gad_rogers]

The Day will come..... The Day Has come.

[Lincoline BUHANGAZI @Buhangazi1]

Small small Dirt and you are crying

You come this side small small and we see

😂😂

[katyakay @katyakayy]

starting to run in your 30’s is a great way to meet new people. today i met two paramedics, one nurse and almost God.