Uwe

Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

The reason an idea like this will never work -- and I mean this seriously -- is because a right-wing only social network will give users no way to trigger the libs, and so what's the point? People will just get bored.

[Minneapolis Elections & Voter Services @VoteMpls]

With polls closed, the unofficial tally is in. Minneapolis set a new record for participation in a midterm primary – 93,534 voters! Thanks to all our voters and a big thanks to our incredible election judges for giving all voters access to the ballot box today!

[Mukhtar M. Ibrahim @mukhtaryare]

BREAKING: Hodan Hassan wins Democratic primary race for Minneapolis House District 62A, becoming the second Somali-American female, after Ilhan Omar, to be elected to a state legislature.

[Everybody's Favorite Son @JohnDoeMN]

Simply inexcusable that the mainstream media refuses to cover the groundswell surge of Doug cosplayers at Trump rallies.

[John O. Brennan @JohnBrennan]

When the full extent of your venality, moral turpitude, and political corruption becomes known, you will take your rightful place as a disgraced demagogue in the dustbin of history. You may scapegoat Andy McCabe, but you will not destroy America...America will triumph over you. https://t.co/uKppoDbduj

[Uwe @UweUweUwe]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t! Still not sure why I ever joined, honestly

[Cory Gardner @SenCoryGardner]

Mr. President - we must call evil by its name. These were white supremacists and this was domestic terrorism. https://t.co/PaPNiPPAoW

[Uwe @UweUweUwe]

@HogeJ It's this November, strangely, and it's ranked choice. Nekima levy-pounds no longer seeks DFL endorsement

[Uwe @UweUweUwe]

@RachelKollar Dayton says it'll be over by tomorrow morning

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

When McConnell deprived President Obama of a vote on Garland, it was a nuclear option. The rest is fallout.

[Uwe @UweUweUwe]

@crushatlush https://t.co/sh4R9XYPCr

[Uwe @UweUweUwe]

@crushatlush kiesza hideaway

[Uwe @UweUweUwe]

Gooey - Gilligan Moss Remix by Glass Animals from Gooey ♫ Gooey - Gilligan Moss Remix http://t.co/NlL1fQXm77

[Uwe @UweUweUwe]

@RachelKollar I hate all of you #jaundice

[Uwe @UweUweUwe]

@RachelKollar

[Uwe @UweUweUwe]

What is the biggest lesson you have learned in the corporate world? http://t.co/xBp5btYyYS

[Uwe @UweUweUwe]

I pledge to help @maddonline and @lyft provide the city with #SafeRides on New Year’s Eve. Join me: http://t.co/0tGR61fTxj