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[VDS @VANESSADISTAULO]

"Wow can't wait for that Amy Schumer book" said no one fucking ever

[VDS @VANESSADISTAULO]

@cjvids @delij83 Can I call u

[VDS @VANESSADISTAULO]

@Uber_Support Thank you I have sent a DM.

[VDS @VANESSADISTAULO]

@Uber_Support two days in a row my drivers cancelled on me so many times I arrived late to my classes and wasn’t able to attend AND charged a no show fee. Totalling $50. Nobody on your support team will help me in at least refunding me for these trips

[pauljac3 @pauljac3_]

fuc what going on

[VDS @VANESSADISTAULO]

@FedExCanada @FedExCanadaHelp i’ve been trying to get help about a package I put in a fedex dropbox and subsequently got lost. Can someone please dm me

[Skin Horse @10tonfetus]

If i woke up tomorrow as a horse first thing I’d do is eat a whole apple with the core in one bite I bet it would be really nice. Then I would kick whatever’s behind me

[pauljac3 @pauljac3_]

i love the weather channel keep the work up

[pauljac3 @pauljac3_]

i might go out today and do some little stuff but not a whole lot today tommorow i am going out

[pauljac3 @pauljac3_]

youtube got some new videos

[brady @zipoffs]

iphones are the great equalizer. me, my grandma, and justin bieber all have the same one

[VDS @VANESSADISTAULO]

@EddieDellaSiepe NAH WHY DID U REALLY DELETE IT

[VDS @VANESSADISTAULO]

@EddieDellaSiepe God damn... there’s still time to delete this tweet

[VDS @VANESSADISTAULO]

Watching Ponyo for the second time rn and sobbing

[VDS @VANESSADISTAULO]

@lolopopgurl i remember u talking about this bagel issue like 7 years ago please figure it out @Starbucks

[VDS @VANESSADISTAULO]

good evening to everyone except piers Morgan

[VDS @VANESSADISTAULO]

LinkedIn be like “you’re getting noticed 🤩” and it’s just some girl who bullied you in school and your ex

[VDS @VANESSADISTAULO]

how unhinged do u gotta be to leave bottle caps OPEN in the shower

[VDS @VANESSADISTAULO]

@feelingsoft_ is it because u took a shit on zoom unmuted

[VDS @VANESSADISTAULO]

guy on grailed tryna sell me PRESCHOOL size jordans instead of women’s 😩😩😩 man that’s for a TODDLER