Vijay Balan

Number cruncher, banker, love tech, Carpentry, and football

[J.P. Morgan @jpmorgan]

Live from our global headquarters: Jamie Dimon and Elon Musk discuss SpaceX and more. https://t.co/WQfJ3j8atX

[Google Research @GoogleResearch]

Introducing TurboQuant: Our new compression algorithm that reduces LLM key-value cache memory by at least 6x and delivers up to 8x speedup, all with zero accuracy loss, redefining AI efficiency. Read the blog to learn how it achieves these results: https://t.co/CDSQ8HpZoc

[Vijay Balan @VJibe]

@annamalai_k You loathed EPS and now in an alliance with them. Who is a confused lot…anything for power is a common denominator in politics and you understand this well.

[DRDO @DRDO_India]

A breakthrough has been achieved by demonstrating quantum entanglement based communication in an experimental setup through DRDO-Industry-Academia Centre of Excellence (DIA-CoE), IIT Delhi. The free-space quantum secure communication using quantum entanglement over a distance of more than one km was shown via a free-space optical link established on the IIT Delhi campus.

https://t.co/nNYU1zRggY

[Vijay Balan @VJibe]

@HeroMotoCorp Here’s the complaint # your complaint number is (17000-0525-88
). To you info I’ve now cancelled my booking and vouch to never buy a hero product again. Thanks goodness can’t think of after sales service and support…

[Vijay Balan @VJibe]

@HeroMotoCorp I have booked Xpulse 210 on April 6th through RT Premia Bangalore. Still waiting and no transparency in the booking process. I suspect fraud because in social media I do see folks who booked on Apr 21 got their deliveries already from the same showroom.

[Vijay Balan @VJibe]

@HeroMotoCorp Even after couple of DMs there has been no progress. Such an awful customer service. Suggest to change your tagline to a more suitable - I’m here, O I’m not here O!

[Vijay Balan @VJibe]

@BlueDart_ Sadly this is the second time I’ve asked the bank to ship it. Earlier waybill (34299846114) that got returned without proper coordination for delivery. Delivery agents only call once and if you don’t pick it and call back there is no answer. Really disappointed!

[Vijay Balan @VJibe]

@BlueDart_ why can’t you deliver the courier within a stipulated hour/time. Yesterday I’ve requested the delivery person to deliver before 2PM. Again now today with no sight of delivery I ought to leave for office. Waybill: 34300480686.

[Sundar Pichai @sundarpichai]

Introducing Willow, our new state-of-the-art quantum computing chip with a breakthrough that can reduce errors exponentially as we scale up using more qubits, cracking a 30-year challenge in the field. In benchmark tests, Willow solved a standard computation in <5 mins that would take a leading supercomputer over 10^25 years, far beyond the age of the universe(!).

[Paul Couvert @itsPaulAi]

Microsoft has just announced Copilot's ability to process data in Excel by generating Python code.

- Request a detailed analysis
- Copilot generates Python
- Excel executes the code to show the result

All without having to write a single formula. Just natural language.

Huge deal for data analysis and visualization.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow, America really is the land of opportunity!

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The oldest player at Aston Villa is Young

The fastest player at Man City is Walker

The softest defender at Man City is Stones

The biggest player at AS Roma is Smalling

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

The most powerful paradoxes of life:

[ChessBase India @ChessbaseIndia]

It's official - Bhakti Kulkarni and Rameshbabu Praggnanandhaa will be awarded the prestigious Arjuna award for their outstanding chess performance! They will receive their awards from the President at Rashtrapati Bhavan on 30th November, 2022. Big congratulations to both of them!

[Vijay Balan @VJibe]

@anandmahindra To the power of N

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

These are the surprising brain benefits of being grateful: https://t.co/b2vBGJxGJC

[Vijay Balan @VJibe]

"To the most trivial actions, attach the devotion and mindfulness of a hundred monks. To matters of life and death, attach a sense of humor." - Zhuangzi

[Vijay Balan @VJibe]

@Zac_Hollis_ #SKODAIndia #tafe your Kushaq faulty fuel replacement recall is pathetic. Appointment was fixed for today but with multiple calls found the car has to be in before 10 else post fix delivery is next day. And no pick up drop service offered until asked

[Vijay Balan @VJibe]

@porinju @ShekharGupta @ThePrintIndia But fundamental question is do you really need these schemes in the first place. Only if you could empower them through growth and inclusion…