Ephraim Bergenstein

Sicilian, not Italian. kosher

[Ephraim Bergenstein @VJscam]

Me: all bars must be watering down their vodka

Also me: *blacks out*

[PapiChurro @perknovitzki]

Someone found it!!!!!!! I’m fuckn dead!!!!!

[IGOR @tylerfIowerboy]

I’m gonna tell my kids this was Obama

[Ephraim Bergenstein @VJscam]

@tomsegura @taywesticle

[Connor Muxlow @ConnorMux]

@taywesticle

[Ephraim Bergenstein @VJscam]

Me leaving my room to get more water bottles:

[CNN @CNN]

Mercury only passes across the sun 13 times in 100 years, according to NASA.

But it's happening on Monday, and will be visible from the US starting at 7:35 a.m. ET https://t.co/0cfyBKC3uR

[Ephraim Bergenstein @VJscam]

@WinosaurusWrekt Ur my C U Next Tuesday

[Ephraim Bergenstein @VJscam]

@taywesticle wE LivE iN a SoCiEty

[Eva Victor @evavictor]

“can i tell you something” bitch i don’t know use your fucking judgment

[kelly @kelllicopter]

what the fuck is “jonathan”???? be jon or be nathan you don’t get to be both

[OpTic Hitch @hitchariide]

if you look like this DM me

[nubs @_coconutss]

“Mommy can I be Ariel”
“No mommys Ariel you can be the fish”

[Chase @chaselyons]

oh you’re a cat for Halloween? Lol I thought you were a gorgeous queen. anyways are u single

[Ephraim Bergenstein @VJscam]

@Xbl_Recordings @JanesRS07

[Classify @Class]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Me defusing the bomb in Search and Destroy:

[James @CaucasianJames]

we did it

[Ephraim Bergenstein @VJscam]

@taylvr @_svpremewitch

[Ephraim Bergenstein @VJscam]

me when i go watch a red wings game

[Ephraim Bergenstein @VJscam]

@JanesRS07 @Xbl_Recordings LOL they rage quit, we win. EZ

[Ephraim Bergenstein @VJscam]

@Xbl_Recordings when we beat the #1 team in summer league

[Classify @Class]

*Black Ops 2 SnD League Play Loads*

Teammate: “which bomb site you wanna hit?”

Me: “Hit B, lemme fake stun A bomb just so they think we hitting it”

[Ephraim Bergenstein @VJscam]

Elizabeth Warren the kinda person to give you a mullet and say its 1/1024th of a fade @ewarren

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

😂🤣😂 which begs the bigger question, In a pinch, which candidate would y’all trust to cut your hair? Or would you just say “fck it” and grow it out? I bet Beto & Yang are beast with them clippers