Vang Schmeter

TheSelfieRebellion
I'm an enigma.

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-Referring to guitars, not family members. Not looking to start an actual Bonamassa family feud.

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Just starting a bogus rumour that @JBONAMASSA will be on @ABCNetwork 's #CelebrityFamily Feud at 9pm tonight! Any truth to that?
Will the team consist of actual family members or just Joe with a row of guitars?
Which ones would you bring, Joe - the smartest or best looking?!

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Congratulations Jackson!
Well earned, well deserved. 🤘
#GoStatesmen!

[Cowichan Capitals @cowichancaps]

NEWS: Capitals forward Jackson Alexeev has committed to Hobart College! Congratulations Jackson! #BlueCollar

https://t.co/IF69Gvhw6V

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@davidcoverdale Do this & you won't have any...

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@GuitarWorld I think NOT.

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@JBONAMASSA I don't get the joke. Have I been doing something wrong?!

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@ThatEricAlper Enough with the wordplay.
EVERYBODY POLKA!

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@thehill I guess prosecuting burglary suspects after insurance has replaced all your stuff is moot as well.

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@ThatEricAlper Shawn Smith

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@Amber680NEWS @680NEWSweather

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@kaitlancollins Honest & very believable mistake in light of recent Rudy "assemblies".

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@jaketapper Russian navy waiting to meet the Trump family dinghy loaded with asylum seekers.

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@blogTO Isn't the parking lot usually underneath the store, not the other way around?

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@ThatEricAlper The Pinedale Shopping Mall also got paid after being bombed with live turkeys.

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@Jeopardy 🇨🇦😪

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@gtconway3d Here's a preview of the 2024 kickoff...

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🧨

[Brent Terhune in Cincinnati July 11 @BrentTerhune]

‘Melania. The soaps. The little soaps. Put them in your purse. And the towels, too.’

[Cowichan Capitals @cowichancaps]

TRADE: The Capitals have acquired 2000 born forward Jackson Alexeev from the Toronto Patriots of the OJHL in exchange for Declan Fogary and future considerations. #BlueCollar

Release: https://t.co/JEyabkvgLd

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👌 Magnifique!

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@jaketapper No staffers around. All calling in "sick" today for some reason.