Val Red

If it ticks, we can hack it. Secure it? That costs extra! All views are my own & not representative of my employers/associates.

[sudox @kmcnam1]

Yesssssssssssss

[Val Red @ValARed]

Larry Ellison will pay for this (not a threat; I think this should fiscally catch up with him, not physically)

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

This is what Oracle took from us.

[Val Red @ValARed]

Ace Combat 04: Shattered Skies (2001)

[Orikron 🇵🇹 骆培思 @orikron]

🇨🇳 China yesterday successfully intercepted a meteor that was going to crash into Shandong Province.

China has plans to develop a full-fledged planetary defense system against meteorite and asteroid impacts.

[Val Red @ValARed]

@TheBlueBirdUse1 @LocalBateman Context is Bryan Cranston’s Super Sweet 60 comedy skit as aired on Jimmy Kimmel Live around 2016 iirc https://t.co/Pb1AtKM7BQ

[Val Red @ValARed]

I deeply regret joking about the Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion horse armor DLC (almost two decades ago ) now realizing what other things modern tech industries want people to pay for in 2024

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

> Logitech CEO says people will enjoy paying a monthly fee to use a mouse. `You´re going to really love that´

Nope, I won't. And I'm sure no one else will either.

[Val Red @ValARed]

It’s National Daiquiri Day and we’re going to have to pour one (lots of ones rather) out for all the vacationers and IT professionals who just had their weekend wiped out.

[Val Red @ValARed]

Remember how physical copies of Real Time Strategy games came with posters of each faction's units/buildings? I need a Toyota Hilux tech tree poster

[Blackburn Firearms @gunalbum]

Why always the Toyota

[Val Red @ValARed]

Yeah OK that guy was deffo not the ��6 minutes away” I was promised on the “Gathering Options” screen (it’s ok it got canceled within a minute I just thought this was funny for Downtown San Antonio)

[Val Red @ValARed]

@melonc0la Iconic Web 1.0 design.
Psycho made Miko Miko Nurse so the choice of music makes so much sense in that context.

[Val Red @ValARed]

I can't believe Microsoft now has everyone playing Microsoft Teams executable roulette

[Val Red @ValARed]

Casino (1995)

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Today Microsoft open-sourced MS-DOS 4.0.

You can check it out here: https://t.co/GN7MWb8LZd

[Sherman McCoy @wasphyxiation]

“Congratulations, Ender. The new interstate highway system you designed in SimCity will allow for free movement of goods, services, and people throughout the nation like never before.”

“Wait… what about all the low-income neighborhoods I bulldozed? They were real???”

[Val Red @ValARed]

40% off $5,000,000 groceries but the max is $40? Inflation is out of control.

[Val Red @ValARed]

I had a similar intrusive thought but with Creed in Harkonnen Stadium à la the Thanksgiving 2021 half-time show

[Brendan Hodges @metaplexmovies]

what if Taylor Swift performed the Eras Tour in the Harkonnen stadium on Giedi Prime

[aidan @aidanshandle]

one man, ffmpeg, 5 minutes, and a dream

[Val Red @ValARed]

We now have the technology for Infected Mushroom to start sampling literal mushrooms in their tracks.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Tarun Nayar is a former biologist who turned into a musician when he found that every life form has bioelectricity: he now makes music using mushrooms and plants.

[Let's Encrypt @letsencrypt]

"Scaling certificate issuance is impossible."
Let's Encrypt: 😎

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is there a love more devout on this earth than what the fans of doom (1993) have for making it run on everything possible?