Silicon Valley Nobody

Raised over $20m from a Top 10 VC. Over $100m exit. YC Alum. Writing small angel checks now. Ivy League educated. I’m a Silicon Valley Nobody.

[Silicon Valley Nobody @ValleyNobody]

@SahilBloom Holy shit. Such a brilliant insight! Sharing with all my #founders. This is pure gold!

[Silicon Valley Nobody @ValleyNobody]

Oh man. @WagWalking going public. So many great inside stories to tell about their journey. Follow me and I’ll share shortly…

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Company raises shit ton of $. Never generates more than $1m of rev. Founders bail and VCs bring in a new CEO. He miraculously gets them an acquisition offer that pays back VCs and gets team good jobs/offers but no cash for common. OG founders block the sale. #happensallthetime

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@michaelwma @AdarshNalam @pmarca Way better than most VCs! Typical VC flow: cold outreach to founder because their algo says they’re growing; founder replies and is excited to chat; VC pulls power move and introduces assistant to schedule.

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@rogerdickey Well said toilet king lol

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@reinpk Never forget how much in life is luck. And how much it could have gone the other way and you’d be a #siliconvalleynobody

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@DelJohnsonVC @theryanking @jake_zeller @naval @spearhead @DelJohnsonVC hit us with yours stats. What’s your portfolio done? #datadoesntlie

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@ShrugCap @AdQuick It was me

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@PottsJustin I’ve had a VC fund sell their assets to a random fund in Switzerland. And then new fund constantly asks for financials and updates… #notwhatisignedupfor

[Silicon Valley Nobody @ValleyNobody]

Hello World. #helloworld #fuckhashtags