MBA Associate

MBA IB Associate. Sometimes I add value, sometimes I massively destroy it. Waiting for my analyst to turn comments meant for me. Obviously not investing advice.

[MBA Associate @ValueConfusion]

Most people would use theft as a way to explain why insider trading is wrong. I just used insider trading as a way to explain why theft is wrong.

Some of us are just build dumber.

[MBA Associate @ValueConfusion]

@KeruboSk Dumb. Venture capitalists don’t wear tailored suits

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@Cobratate Why do you show up in my feed. wtf is your deal

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@tomotomz49 That’s so lame. Scratch your watch like an adult

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@LukeWolgram Far far more important is what they do with the cash flow they generate anyway. Blow it on horrible, fear-driven acquisitions? Buyback stock at peak multiples? Build a new vanity headquarters?

[MBA Associate @ValueConfusion]

@gkreiman That’s horrible. Why would you do that to us

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I’m not saying “where the streets have no name” is the best song of all time. I’m just saying, name a better one

[MBA Associate @ValueConfusion]

@the_P_God Ew

[MBA Associate @ValueConfusion]

Lowkey the Intralinks elevator music is pretty fire.

That take might be the definition of Stockholm syndrome

[MBA Associate @ValueConfusion]

I can’t even remember which combination of my dog’s name and my favorite numbers I use for any given website, but yes Apple, I would really like 27 random numbers and letters with psycho capitalization as my password

[MBA Associate @ValueConfusion]

@KevRGordon @CorpFinScum I was in buyside equity for a while and I gotta tell you, the ridiculous note titles were the best part of the job. Maybe only second to management promising you they were going to do something and then immediately doing the opposite next earnings release.

[MBA Associate @ValueConfusion]

@WestsideLAGuy This is why bankers should major in accounting. Every accountant got this in their sleep

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@milkyy_tweets I remember riding this class live. Iconic

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@sagharborcap This is the sole reason winter is depressing. Loafers just don’t hit the same with a foot of snow on the ground

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@TheWarKitchen @oasishealthapp The best two sparkling waters in D tier? Are you trying to start a fight?

[MBA Associate @ValueConfusion]

@PrivatEquityGuy This tweet was a roller coasting trying to decide if satire or not. Still unclear

[MBA Associate @ValueConfusion]

@Bonecondor @davidshor It’s definitely drinking related for me, but not drinking for hydration

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@WallStreetMav You have to remember, words REALLY hurt liberals

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@NFL_DovKleiman Crazy to use the descriptor of “FOX broadcaster” to describe the greatest quarterback of all time..

[MBA Associate @ValueConfusion]

@Matt_Pinner Looks fire

[MBA Associate @ValueConfusion]

@GamaCahaya It looks upside down. I hate it