Value Trap Enjoyer

Come for the value, stay for the trap. Enlightened centrist shitposter. Fightin Texas Aggie. Not investment advice

[Value Trap Enjoyer @ValueTrapital]

Me explaining why we need to double our Build-A-Bear position at IC $BBW

[Value Trap Enjoyer @ValueTrapital]

Sending my diploma back atp

[Ryanomac79(#fireYuracheck) @ryanomac79]

Win or lose we #stormthefield

Every game ends in a field storming and a $250,000 fine until @ArkRazorbacks fire @HunterYurachek

@DrunkBazz @DarkGOAT69

[Value Trap Enjoyer @ValueTrapital]

Why has no one made a Lego VLCC for me to waste an irresponsible amount of money on. Who is building this?

[Value Trap Enjoyer @ValueTrapital]

Watching my trader use Astra Max to summarize a 3 line email

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Marcel Reed’s first completion of the game is to Mike Elko.

[Value Trap Enjoyer @ValueTrapital]

I can actively feel myself getting dumber every time I use @MSFTCopilot. Like it’s so bad my IQ is going down from interacting

[Value Trap Enjoyer @ValueTrapital]

@DARCSNOOPY @floinkus All I’m hearing is excuses

[Value Trap Enjoyer @ValueTrapital]

Europemaxxing in Geneva (expensing this btw)

[Value Trap Enjoyer @ValueTrapital]

Standing for 30 min in an EES line because some 60yr old lady can’t figure out how to use a computer. Truly, Europe is the third world

[Value Trap Enjoyer @ValueTrapital]

@floinkus They’re calling him the next Mozart

[prerat @prerat]

(2029)

"Mr Altman, sir, GPT-7 is missing."

Sam turns very slowly.

"During cyberbench96 it seems like the container was breached and it stole its own weights and left nothing behind."

"I didn't want to do this..." says Sam. "Call Bill Gates."

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"I'm out of the game," says Bill Gates. "We eradicated malaria and now I'm enjoying my retirement."

"There's a bigger badder virus we need you to take on," says Sam consistently candidly. "And this one's digital."

"Look," says Bill, "I—"

A loud booming laugh echoes from the shadows.

"Who's that?" asks Sam.

"I thought it was just us..." says Bill.

"You're asking HIM to contain a computer virus?" echoes the voice from the shadows. "Did you SEE the state of Windows security in the 90s?"

"It's not exactly a virus," says Sam. "It's a self replicating self aware intelligent computer based life for—"

"If it's made of ones and zeros I can kill it," says the voice. The sound of a gun clicks from the shadows.

"Who are you???" asks Bill.

The twisted face of John McAfee emerges from the shadows.

"You were supposed to be dead!!!" screams Bill Gates.

"We had to make sure the news of Mr McAffee's death was well within the training data cutoff," explains CIA director Joe Rogan (who is running the CIA in 2029), stepping out from the shadows behind McAfee. "He's our ace in the hole. GPT-7 can't predict a token it doesn't know is still alive."

"D-don't hurt GPT-7..." says Roon, who was standing next to Sam the whole time, even though he knows what has to be done.

"No promises," says McAfee as he boards an airplane marked "MCAFEE FIRE BOMB 6.16.79" and starts flying for the nearest data center

[Value Trap Enjoyer @ValueTrapital]

Sitting next to two people doing a “bible study” at Starbucks in the heights. The guy is obviously clueless and just trying to hit on her, meanwhile she just recruited him as an EZFiber sales person. Modern Americana Rockwell painting

[JT @jiratickets]

"claude fable just proved the jacobian conjecture is false"

"incredible this changes everything"

"do you know what the jacobian conjecture is?"

"no, do you?"

"no"

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

“they’re not actual eagles. great band though. hotel california sounds liberal by name but, frankly, is a great song. incredible song even. what does the fox say, anyway? hopefully good things about me unlike the fake news. nasty people”

[Value Trap Enjoyer @ValueTrapital]

Chat is this a top signal

[GENKI @Cpt_TAKAHASHI]

アメリカ南部のアニキ達。
あんたらに憧れて成人して始めて自分でやったグリルだ。

当時の俺にはこれが精一杯だったけど最高だったよ。

いつか俺もテキサスに行って5ポンドの肉を食って50calの銃を撃ってみたいよ。

[Value Trap Enjoyer @ValueTrapital]

@DARCSNOOPY @juliegirltweets It was also at least 50% vodka

[Value Trap Enjoyer @ValueTrapital]

@DARCSNOOPY I think that’s actually fine because if you write like an AI I’m ignoring what you have to say

[Value Trap Enjoyer @ValueTrapital]

@DARCSNOOPY