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Bleurgh

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@NadineDorries @BorisJohnson @Nigel_Farage Correlation does not equal causation.

Causation would be something like, they were all quite clearly corrupt, so when the slightest bit of reasonable scrutiny fell on them, they all got caught upto no good and generally not fit for office as a result.

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@JimCognito2016 I really, really didn’t like her. I’m still heartbroken that she died
Ike she did.

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@petetho05730914 @IsabelOakeshott @reformparty_uk @Nigel_Farage Nothing unfair about tactical voting

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@narindertweets @ShadowyPM She keeps embarrassing herself publicly. I think she’s going to rage quit Reform like she did the Tories. She seems like the sort if clown who just wants a safe seat to lord over and do nothing useful, for the price of occasionally embarrassing herself on TV like Pochin.

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@supertanskiii Private Eye have reported on all of this relentlessly in real time. Just as they do for every MP’s undeclared or wrongly declared financial interests.

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@iandalrymple9 @JohnJCrace You do realise those donations are all declared properly and therefore above board? Are you a bit hard of thinking?

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@RaheemKassam So he’s got a real job, he makes people laugh and he’s good at it. He’s 3 nil up on you son. What claim to succes do you have? Farage’s official bag carrier?

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@fitba_house @CountBinface This might be the best one yet

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@AstroMikeMerri @tomhfh “Financial reporting rules” is a phrase very much frowned upon in GBEEBIES’ offices. Firstly it reveals how much money they lose, which then leads to further on cuts. It then also shines a light on shady Paul Marshall’s finances and he doesn’t care for that.

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@Nolberto099 @TheHeyoka505 @tomhfh My money too and I can’t stand the grifting crook. Looking forward to his only opposition being Count Binface and Farage being made to look a complete fool though. It will completely destroy his credibility ready for the next by election after he gets suspended in the Autumn.

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@Camraman61 @TheHeyoka505 @tomhfh lol

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@sebserlo @tomhfh The picture of his daughter’s house was first published, then republished, on Farage’s own Instagram account. He owes the Times an apology.

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@tomhfh You need to interview and give as much airtime to Count Binface through this election, as you do cheerleading for Farage. Think about that, then reflect on how much of a joke you all are.

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@TiceRichard Your man is going up against solo against Binface. What an absolute joke.

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@YoungBobRB You two look like a walking invite for a new safeguarding inquiry.

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@MartinDaubney @danwootton @andyburnham @Reddit Those are quite pathetic and childish questions, not worthy of a ban from Reddit, but you really shouldn’t be working in the media. You are clearly a malicious little simpleton.

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@NJ_Timothy You refused to tackle the IRGC many times when you were in power.

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@KemiBadenoch You voted to decimate our defence estate at every single opportunity when you were in power you self satisfied shitheap

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@SebastianEPayne @SteveAkehurst Zero scrutiny? You lot won’t shut up about him. And you know full well, that the journalists would be queuing up for ‘gotcha’ questions after that speech, that he would have to dodge with non-answers and everyone would be left disappointed.

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@EssexPR It went in the cesspit that is the Express. Hardly bragging rights.