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[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

The people telling you banning guns won’t make them go away are trying to ban abortion.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

$13,647,676 from the NRA

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

But hey, thank God Republicans banned those books.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

George W. Bush: "The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq — I mean of Ukraine."

[Jon Bershad @JonBershad]

“We can’t ban guns. People will just get them illegally.”
- a person fine with banning abortions

[Snorlexi - @nerdylexicon.bsky.social @NerdyLexicon]

So what I'm hearing is that protests can absolutely cause enough pressure to get quick, bipartisan action, and they should definitely continue.

[C.J. Toledano @CJToledano]

An underrated exchange in Wayne’s World that always makes me laugh. RIP Mike Hagerty.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“Roe v. Wade made men like me unfuckable” isn’t the argument you think it is

[XBOX @XBOX]

May the Force be with you.

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[chrisxmas🎄 @chriiswavy]

Bro this Nigga drake a menace 😹😹

[Wesley Chu @wes_chu]

Hell yeah! One of the greatest wuxia movies ever made is getting a sequel!

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Elon Musk: I need $1.5 billion or SpaceX will go broke
Feds: Approved

Lloyd Blankfein: I need $824 billion for Goldman Sachs
Feds: Approved

Charles Koch: I need a $1.4 billion tax break
Feds: Approved

Average Joe: My wife got cancer. Can we get Medicare?
Feds: We're bankrupt

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

conservatives never mention what the “extremist values” are. like the “hijacking” is obv untrue but what even would be the extremist values the left pushes if they actually did take over the democratic party? single payer healthcare? free college? labor protections? terrifying.

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Most Americans don’t realize how small Texas actually is.

[Traditional Godzilla Violence @equimanthorn_]

Breakfast of champions