Vasu

[Vasu @VasuSarin]

My girlfriend is loving watching the world cup but has 0 ability to remember player names. She just asked me "why did Häagen-Dazs just get substituted against England?" 🙃

[COLE @colehairlesscat]

Thank you, Dr. Mariano Barbacid!

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[Keir Bradwell @keirbradwell]

The main thing I’ve learned since moving to London is that everything is always 40 minutes away. Irrespective of the distance involved, the mode of transport, or how long Google Maps says. It’s 40 minutes away.

[fareed @it_is_fareed]

It’s crazy how every country but the UK decided to make plugs that just fall out of their wall sockets.

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

The attendance for Man United's 2–1 win over West Ham at MetLife Stadium was 82,566 🤩

It's the biggest crowd for a football match in the US this year, beating the Club World Cup final’s 81,118 😮

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Bruno Fernandes has REJECTED Al Hilal proposal. ❌🇸🇦

Despite crazy contract proposal from the Saudi Pro League club, Bruno Fernandes wants to continue playing football in Europe.

Man United captain wants to play at top level in Europe. Decision made.

[UtdTruthful @Utdtruthful]

🚨🗣️ Thierry Henry: “Manchester United have played in five finals in the last five years, the United that everyone laughs at, whereas for Arsenal in the last three years of building, they’ve not reached a final.”. #MUFC

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

5 cup finals in 5 seasons now. This would be most team’s golden generation.

Fans of rival teams slander us. But we aren’t satisfied with this. This is considered our lowest period. This is why Manchester United is different.

[Olympique Lyonnais @OL]

120+1' But de Manchester United...

5-4 #MUFCOL

[Premier League @premierleague]

Manchester United fans haven’t had a lot to shout about this season.

Yet, amid the frustration of what will be their worst-ever Premier League campaign, they have found solace in Europe.

Heading into Thursday’s Europa League quarter-final second-leg against Lyon, the Red Devils had won 8, drawn 4, and lost 0.

It looked like that 0 would become 1 after 113 minutes of thrilling, tumultuous football at Old Trafford.

What happened in the next 7 minutes befitted the arena they call the Theatre of Dreams.

Having led the tie 4-2 at half-time, Ruben Amorim’s side succumbed to Lyon’s second-half onslaught to send the match to extra-time.

Despite playing with 10 men, the fearless visitors took the lead in the 104th minute. Five minutes later, they led 6-4.

Then a Bruno Fernandes penalty goes in, and Old Trafford senses that not all is done, that there may still be something worth fighting for in the drought of 2024/25.

Five minutes go by, six minutes go by, and then Kobbie Mainoo receives the ball in the penalty area. Bedlam. 6-6.

Amid the mayhem of the past 15 minutes, Harry Maguire has been playing up front for Manchester United. Harry Maguire is a centre-back.

But when the Sheffield stallion was found at the back post one minute later, he’d never looked more like a centre-forward in his life.

Bang. Delivered first-class from the kernel of Harry Maguire’s forehead, the ball nestles into the net, and Manchester United still have something to play for this season.

Seldom has Old Trafford been so loud

[Tom Shepherd @drummertomuk]

This is worth listening to all 2 and half minutes - just incredible radio 🙌🙌#MUFC

[Tre £Dutty @BigTeezo]

7-1 Vs PSV had these man asking Real Madrid to come and fight LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Konstantinos Karagiannis @KonstantHacker]

1. Topological quantum computing is here! This thread explains how Microsoft’s Majorana 1 works and what it will mean for a fault tolerant future. I was invited to Azure Quantum Labs and got to hold this amazing new chip!

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Apple: "Here's another iPhone"

Meta: "We're doing more layoffs"

Google: "It's the Gulf of America now"

Amazon: "Please come back to the office"

Microsoft: "We became God and created a new state of matter"

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

the fact that nintendo and van gogh's starry night were both created in 1889 kinda fucks up with my time perception

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Bruh? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

The worst Manchester United side in 30 years came to our home and knocked us out of the FA Cup with 10 men. This is more than embarrassing.

[The AI Colony @TheAIColony]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

ChatGPT now works in Excel and Google Sheets.

No need to memorizing formulas & functions.

Here’s how to use AI to EXCEL at Excel!

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Bruno Fernandes for club & country

2017/18 - 34 G/A (16G, 18A)
2018/19 - 51 G/A (33G, 18A)
2019/20 - 51 G/A (28G, 23A)
2020/21 - 45 G/A (28G, 17A)
2021/22 - 30 G/A (14G, 16A)
2022/23 - 33 G/A (16G, 17A)
2023/24 - 29 G/A (16G, 13A)
2024/25 - 21 G/A (8G, 13A)

294 G/A (159G,135A)