Tim Veal

"It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation."

[Tim Veal @VealTim]

@CrashGordon94 He is a Kazak, he worships the hawk.

[Tim Veal @VealTim]

@ElectionMapsUK You've done an incredible job.

[Tim Veal @VealTim]

@CharlieSimpsonA @Nigel_Farage Well there's no boozers open at this time

[Tim Veal @VealTim]

@Mayaller @GMB @LouisaJamesITV Why is Ed Balls allowed to present this show during election week? He's a former minister and his wife is Home Secretary

[Tim Veal @VealTim]

And we wonder why our steel industry is in trouble in Scunthorpe.

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

However bad you think things are in the UK, it’s worse

[Tim Veal @VealTim]

@kylenabecker He's delighted she lost!

[Tim Veal @VealTim]

@raja_erlebnis @jodymcintyremp @jessphillips It was on TV.

[Tim Veal @VealTim]

@raja_erlebnis @jodymcintyremp @jessphillips What about the disgusting misogyny that she had to put up with at the count. A disgusting spectacle for all to see.

[Electoral Reform Society @electoralreform]

This election saw Labour and the Conservatives receive their joint lowest vote share on record, with a combined 57.4%. It is clear that the British public is already voting as if we have a proportional system. https://t.co/dHeMPCO1xJ

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

I just can’t get past Labour winning 65% of seats off 34% of the vote.

Absolutely wild mismatch between the headline result and, well, everything else.

Britain is now a multi-party system, and first-past-the-post can’t cope.

[Tim Veal @VealTim]

@AaronBastani There's something so gross about the Balls and Osborne love affair. Same with that of Campbell and Stewart. Shows how incestuous our politics is. Osborne did so much harm yet he has now been shamelessly rehabilitated.

[Tim Veal @VealTim]

@10DowningStreet @leicesterliz I thought the Tories lost the election?

[Tim Veal @VealTim]

He has to go to Ladbrokes first. Off to collect the only winnings from the night.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: UK PM Rishi Sunak to announce resignation tomorrow morning

[Tim Veal @VealTim]

@ThatNeilMartin What about "director of public prosecutions"?

[Tim Veal @VealTim]

Can't take it seriously with that racket in the background #primeministerialdebate

[Tim Veal @VealTim]

@Daniel_Grigg @UKLabour The Tories imploded

[Tim Veal @VealTim]

@VictoriaAtkins Have you ever been to Louth?

[Tim Veal @VealTim]

@BWallArthur You need to brush up on your history of the Lib Dems. Study 2010 - 2015.

[Tim Veal @VealTim]

@CrashGordon94 @Johnny8oy007 There's only one man for the job. Tim Mickleburgh

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I read my most recent royalty cheques and find the pain goes away pretty quickly.