Anthony

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[LUCKI! @NEPTUNEFLAWLES]

These hoes don’t be shit but life lessons

[Philip "Free People" Richman @cutkalebjohnson]

I think about the ex wife everyday knowing there's nothing I can do

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: The FBI just seized $8 billion in cryptocurrency, the largest government forfeiture in US history.

300 people arrested across 4 countries as part of a global crackdown on criminal networks that stole $7.5 billion from Americans last year alone.

[♔̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ 𝒢⋅𝒪 @Undaratedking]

never again bro💔🥀

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

Yeah… I think we just got a glimpse into why Fort Knox hasn’t been audited.

The gold is gone.

[𝓘𝓼𝓪𝓪𝓬 @1lowkeyisaac]

single & not looking .. we can go eat tho

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

[sicario @D_huncho77]

this was the first step of my ego death 🤣

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

I love my ex

[Evan Luthra @EvanLuthra]

🚨THE FBI CREATED A FAKE CRYPTOCURRENCY.. LISTED IT ON UNISWAP.. HIRED MARKET MAKERS TO PUMP IT.. THEN ARRESTED EVERYONE WHO SAID YES..

THIS IS THE CRAZIEST LAW ENFORCEMENT OPERATION IN CRYPTO HISTORY!!!

The FBI built an actual ERC-20 token on Ethereum called NexFundAI.. 100 billion token supply.. A professional website.. Whitepapers promising "passive income through AI-powered investing"..

It looked exactly like every other crypto project.. Because that was the point..

Undercover agents posed as the founding team.. Then reached out to professional market-making firms and said "we need you to fake our trading volume"..

Every single firm said yes..

Here's what they recorded..

Gotbit.. A firm run by a 26-year-old Russian who publicly bragged in 2019 that he built a business faking trade volumes.. His team kept internal spreadsheets with columns literally labeled "fake volume" vs "market volume"..

When asked how fast they could pump NexFundAI's volume to $1 million per day.. They said "6 hours.. It will cost about $200"..

$200 to fake $1 million in daily trading volume..

MyTrade.. Run by a guy who called himself "the mastermind".. He explained the exact psychology of the scam on camera..

"We make the chart look like a really nice roller coaster ride.. That's where people jump in.. We have to make them lose money in order to make profit"..

He said that on a recorded FBI video call..

CLS Global.. A Dubai-based firm.. Their bots generated 98% of NexFundAI's total trading volume.. When the FBI asked if they could sync fake volume spikes with fake news announcements.. They said absolutely..

ZM Quant.. Bots executing 10 to 20 trades per minute through dozens of wallets to look organic..

All of them knew it was fraud.. All of them did it anyway.. All of it was recorded..

And the clients were even worse..

Saitama.. A meme coin that hit $7.5 billion market cap.. The founders coordinated buys through private Telegram chats.. Sent "pump it" memes while manipulating the price.. Then dumped on retail investors..

$7.5 billion.. Built entirely on fake volume.. Every penny of real money came from retail investors who thought the momentum was organic..

One founder left Saitama and started Robo Inu.. Used Gotbit again.. Another launched VZZN.. Same playbook..

Lillian Finance.. Founder claimed to be a defense contractor who addressed Congress.. Marketed the token as funding children's hospitals.. Pocketed everything..

When the FBI shut it down.. They seized $25 million in one day.. 18 people indicted across the US, UK, and Portugal.. The CEO of Gotbit was arrested in Portugal and extradited.. Sentenced to 8 months plus $23 million forfeiture..

But here's the part that broke my brain..

Real people bought NexFundAI..

The FBI's fake token.. With zero utility.. Zero real developers.. Created solely to catch criminals.. Attracted real retail investors because the fake volume made the chart look bullish..

When the FBI pulled the liquidity to end the operation.. Those people lost real money.. On a government-issued token..

The FBI had to set up a restitution portal to pay them back..

And it gets worse..

Within 24 hours of the DOJ announcing the sting.. Someone cloned the FBI's exact smart contract.. Launched a copycat token.. Rode the viral momentum.. And made $127,000 in a single day..

Using the exact same manipulation tactics the FBI just arrested 18 people for..

Then in 2026.. The FBI did it again.. New token called Lexobit.. 10 more arrests.. Including operators extradited from Singapore..

IRS forensics showed that in one firm's trading.. 1,209 out of 1,221 consecutive transactions went straight back to wallets the firm controlled.. 99% circular..

The FBI proved what everyone in crypto suspected..

The volume is fake.. The charts are painted.. The momentum is manufactured..

And every time you buy a token because "the chart looks bullish".. You might be the exit liquidity.

[WICK @1wickedwick]

my lick back is getting money idgaf what u doing btch 😂

[⛽️ @RespectTheZoe]

😭

[HC93 @HC93_]

You gotta go thru that moment in life where you fumble the bag and learn from it

[🏁 @maxguwapo]

He seen buddy pull out the AR and shot his ass expeditiously lol

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

CIA whistleblower testifies under oath that Anthony Fauci was directly involved in covering up the origins of COVID-19.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I love women so much I wish they weren’t evil

[a @a8065287968522]

i'm like if a person wasn't

[323 @Ggod323]

The loop will repeat tomorrow

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[hunter @3gpmh]

i once tried journaling but it looked like i was writing a suicide note