Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat

26, Map Maker, Pic Editer, and all around trash. Fae is my plantgurl.

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

In case literally anyone, anyone at all wonders why I have a picture of a Dragon for my Profile Pic...

I painted it, the took a pic and applied filters to it. It's as close to a baby as I can get if I ignore my three furr babies.

Fight me.

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

@notMoonbaby Thirsty much? You doll you.

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

@cottonbon3s Have you tried the crisp refreshment of murder?

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

@HeavenlyGrandpa That's either great fake blood, or an explination as to those missing college kids...

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

So, I completed Rise Of The Tomb Raider.

And now I can continue Alien Isolation.

It's dark out btw, and I'll be playing with headphones on.

Pray for my heart.

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

100% completion of Rise Of The Tomb Raider...

Took way too long in some parts but... Worth it.

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

@notMoonbaby I enjoy looking at winter. I guess dislike for the cold is one thing that rubbed off on me from my ex, the other being my ex herself.

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

What is it with girls and bikini pics in the snow like?

I dont like being outside even WITH clothes on. Like yeah you're hot and everything, but its fucking COLD outside? Who would want that?

@notMoonbaby ?

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

@Sarcasticmomma5 So... That's why my cats keep humping my leg at night?

[😈Sarcastic and awkward, but fucking inappropriate @Sarcasticmomma5]

Good morning, you sexy fuckers! Hope you have laughs and orgasms, even if by yourself!

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

@notMoonbaby First!

*Chants*

Booty! Booty! Booty! Booty!

[ₙₒₜMaddy🌙FREE OF💦 @notMoonbaby]

Thank you for 1k+ followers 🥺💕😈 😋 if this gets 50 RTs i'll post a booty pic

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

Time to take it up the ass for science

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

@FaeFaeRS But u can have the one i sed u

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

@FaeFaeRS is the best for shit like this. Why I'm going to marry her <3

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

@FaeFaeRS So I can slide into ur DMs, and later dat succulent white ass....

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

@tatsnsass

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

@notMoonbaby U high?

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

@tatsnsass

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

@Sarcasticmomma5 Date idea: let's go duel with flintlocks at sunset on the edge of a cliff.

[Admiral Jessup T. Thiccmeat @VegaRoseFlower]

I encourage bad behavior.