Brewster McCloud’s forehead sweat

you stole the keys to daddy’s car but you can’t handle the horsepower

[Brewster McCloud’s forehead sweat @veggiegremlin]

@th3muse @DJkitty2323 @Variety If you’re watching sex scenes solely thinking about sex itself and feeling revolted, you’ve misunderstood the scene and are projecting your own thoughts onto the art

[𝕁𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @thereallj915]

@desusnice

[Carver Descartes🧑🏽‍🦱 @ApplaudAhhJones]

They gon find you like Elvis

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Praise @tufpraise]

the concept of donations to a children's charity decreasing for every second that people stay over their allocated time... in a building full of unbelievably rich people...

[hunter @3gpmh]

dating is a lot of work just to find someone to watch films with you

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

when you understand that under capitalism a forest has no value until it's cut down, you begin to understand the root of our ecological crises.

[ava @westcoastwinter]

Asking a 14 year old if they know about a shitty book that came out the year they were born

[voided @voided]

When I was a kid, I thought by 27 I'd be married, have a kid and own a house.

Me at 27 in reality:

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[🐒 @spinnermoko]

has anyone else noticed that pretty much every shot from this trailer has the focal point in the centre

[Scantyer 🇦🇱 @scantierrr]

The number 1 thing pisses me off today is how every company realized they can still technically operate at the bare minimum if they run a skeleton crew for everything. So now every service sucks, both for the workers and the customers, and we can't do anything.

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

Watching Martyrs on Tubi the way it was meant to be seen, horrific acts of violence broken up by 6 minutes of laundry detergent ads

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

oh no

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

Watching a budget cooking video and the woman has to adjust a literal Great Depression recipe because the ingredients would be too expensive in 2026

[gen z superboy (official) @shin_kale_rider]

New York operates on a kind of magical realism that makes things like this not only possible but commonplace

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good