SignedInEternity

You dwell in a web of illusions. Sharpen your eyes and your ears, and seek the truth in the steadfast light of your heart.

[Jesse_west @Jesse_westyy]

Devil 👿 don’t fuck with me. Go back to sender.

[硅基人老王 @AI_oldwang]

2026年别再在LinkedIn上投递简历。

别再在Indeed上投递。

别再在Upwork上投递。

我花了5年申请，只得到1次面试。

我丈夫在这10个网站花了2小时，立即获得5份远程工作offer。

用这10个平台找远程工作：

[Cats with aura @Catsworldtweet]

This cat snuggles up to its unlikely best friend...a bunny rabbit.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

CRAZY CALIFORNIA STUFF: LAWN CHAIR LARRY

In July, 1982, a truck driver from California flew 16,000 feet into the sky in a lawn chair.

Larry Walters, 33, from San Pedro, had dreamed of flying his whole life. He bought 42 eight-foot helium weather balloons, tied them to a regular Sears lawn chair, strapped on a parachute, packed a BB gun to pop balloons to descend, a CB radio, sandwiches, and a six-pack of beer.

He expected to float a few hundred feet above his backyard.

Instead, he cut the rope and shot up like a rocket. To 16,000 feet! He eventually drifted directly into the main approach path for LAX. 2 airline pilots radioed the tower: they had just passed a man in a lawn chair holding a gun at 16,000 feet.

For 45 minutes, he floated over Los Angeles, freezing cold, too scared to shoot balloons because he might fall. Finally, he started popping balloons one by one and slowly descended.

He landed tangled in power lines in Long Beach, California, causing a blackout. When police arrested him, they asked why he did it. He said, "A man can't just sit around."

The FAA fined him $4,000. California, man. 🤣🤣🤣

[SignedInEternity @VeilCrossing]

@TheCryptoSquire So you have a million XRP?

[SignedInEternity @VeilCrossing]

@Lirui19821112 哦，那个我也屏蔽了，分不清他们😄

[SignedInEternity @VeilCrossing]

@_yl95_ @LiuZhongjing 骗子的另一大特征就是搞情感拉拢和操控

[SignedInEternity @VeilCrossing]

@1NO0F20S05zEM51 让AI出个稿，接下来不求甚解的信口胡诌

[SignedInEternity @VeilCrossing]

@1NO0F20S05zEM51 我对此人的厌恶程度到不能听到他说话，他油管出道后我最多不完整看过他两个节目。我是高敏感人，我认为凡是欣赏他的人，人格甚至灵魂都有问题。郭文贵或翟山鹰，都没有他那样发臭的气息。

[SignedInEternity @VeilCrossing]

@youmucaoyuan @1NO0F20S05zEM51 搜侃爷口述历史，我也很久没去了，哈哈哈哈

[SignedInEternity @VeilCrossing]

@1NO0F20S05zEM51 丫就是个文盲，共产党的地痞无赖来嚯嚯加拿大了，支持侃爷干死他

[SignedInEternity @VeilCrossing]

@kayzeesuns @LiuZhongjing 老子在世林夜市吃蚵仔煎和面线糊的时候，在新马妈妈档啖海鲜的时候，在泰国夜市吃拉肚子套餐的时候你还没出生呢。

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Quickest way to get rich as a man is to desexualize your brain.

[SignedInEternity @VeilCrossing]

@HowThingsWork_ It doesn’t need to work like a millennial without a snowplow, it’s a machine just get the damn job done

[Nuevo Comienzo @NuevoComienzx]

LOS ÚNICOS 5 ALIMENTOS QUE TU CUERPO REALMENTE NECESITA CADA DÍA.

1. Huevos

[SignedInEternity @VeilCrossing]

@Catpostx such a good boy

[SignedInEternity @VeilCrossing]

@DaHai97181 @1NO0F20S05zEM51 哪片？